Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Are you trying to attract a cockney’s attention?

Depends on the cockney.

Not too sure if this is a serious request, but what the hell, since I brought it up…

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17217705&postcount=106

Heh, that’s subtle. I’ll bet many (most) would miss it.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20469604

This moron keeps doubling down on the trolling but so far no one has bitten.

JGUSA and his latest modest proposal. I don’t know if he’s a troll or an idiot, and I don’t care. I say he qualifies for both.

I especially love how he tries to pretend to be “an extremely liberal Democrat”. He really is a nitwit of the highest order.

We must all pay heed and temper our more extreme liberal tendencies:

Reddy Mercury deserves a mention for the sheer amount of drivel he manages to post.

Awesome!

(Not that I’m recommending anyone should break board rules, mind you.)

Here’s one, just joined.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836089

Let’s see how long it takes before someone takes the bait.

Yeah, I predict at least one response that uses the phrase “I would tell him in no uncertain terms,” or “if your husband’s friends told him to jump off a bridge…,” or “respect is a 2-way street,” or etc., etc.

They’ll bite.

fervour?Joined 2003. 525 posts. The phrase “fucked-up dipshit” comes to mind. Whether it’s a qualification for troll…well…certainly fucked-up dipshitty anyway.

These get progressively douchier:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20471327&postcount=20

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20471458&postcount=25

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20471608&postcount=26

Gosh. I guess we’re all gonna die at some point or another, then.

ETA:

douchey crown jewel: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20471906&postcount=32

Is there a rule book somewhere for these emo-trolls? They all type in lower case, and abuse punctuation, grammar, and spelling.

Must be. After reading “her” post quoted here, I was (briefly) tempted to respond and give her an extensive revision, but it’s more trouble than it’s worth. Besides, if they learn to write better, they’ll be a smidgen harder to spot.

First bite in post #7.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20472554&postcount=7

The quatloo comment was gold. :smiley:

And now he’s got his very own thread.

What’s the exchange rate between gold and quatloos?

Interesting bump.