Those answering seem to be dancing around the question.
This post is en pointe.
I’m “curious” to see what other bets this guy has with his friends.
I’m kind of wondering if any of them involve dragons or M1A1 Abramseses
This guy’s bad English seems different, but I may not be recalling accurately.
If he mentions a destroyer we’ve got him red-handed. 
I think you mean “red hand”. 
Far weirder than the first post is the person wondering if farmers get horny when milking cows.
That’s the 2nd time I’ve seen him threadshit today. I’m sure a warning is not far off.
Pull one semi-flaccid tube for a whitewash, pull them all I guess. 
Newbie aufgeblassen seems to have discovered the whole 'Dope. Most of his posts are pretty typical. He might be building his camouflage before he goes hard-over troll/wacko. Hard to say. Yet.
Comrade Okra again tossing up a bunch of crap to see what sticks. Election-related this time rather than immigration.
He’s just trying to increase efficiency and cut costs for his employer. Nothing more американский than that.
How did we miss this?
There’s also this wonder on Papa John’s.
This post from the thread sums it up well:
These “first or only time poster who shares something personal and squicky” happen so often, I wonder if there is some site out there where people are encouraging each other to sign up and make that type of post. It isn’t like “true confessions” meets this site’s typical profile.
(While trying to google one up, I found this fairly amusing thread from 2000. Some searching shows that he was called “jebus” here.)
That OP came across as being very spam-like. As if the OP works for PJ.
You’d think a more “typical” person (as if there is a prototypical Doper mold for this herd of cats that we have here) would join wanting to say chew the fat about baseball, sci-fi, inexplicable social phenomenon, or yes even politics, or just post some silliness in the Thread Games room.
Instead, your first post is about how your zombie sister-in-law tried to infect you while that Nigerian guy never got back to you about that fortune he promised you OMG as you all the while whine and moan about how cruel fate and life has been to you.
Oh my gosh, are you stalking me? :eek:
I’m shocked the OP did not return to his thread…