New troll here:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=804605
Complete with starting out with a vague premise, short non sequitur replies, and ending nearly every comment with “lol”.
Who was that dude who spoke in sentence fragments and emojis, who we had earlier this summer? I new user Jitss617 is the same dude. Only he’s typing LOL instead.
Meh, obvious troll is obvious. This one won’t last long. The whole tone of the thread was predictable from the title.
Up until that thread I’ve been thinking the accusation that Dopers will reply to any troll, no matter how obvious, was kind of harsh. Now …
Well, it’s corn-fielded now, so painfully obvious troll is non-posting troll. And since it’s cornfielded, I can’t see who you’re talking about, but I’m willing to bet he’s a painfully obvious banned troll too.
And RainPops posts again. (S)he still hasn’t made a post that makes sense, and they’ve all started with “hi”.
A poorly-written Twitter chatbot accidentally (
) aimed at a web forum instead.
Urbanredneck back on top with possibly his most stupid post yet: Does Hillary have a body double? Of course, it’s just an idea floating around the web, not that he believes it or anything.
He’s just asking questions, right?
I would despair less if the local trolls were actually creative. They’re the public-discourse equivalent of script-kiddies: no actual skill at hacking, no intelligent use of psychology and language. Just run a canned tactic and gloat at your own cleverness.
Too bad the troll-feeders 'round here reward cheap no-brain garbage trollage like that.
In fairness, the responses in that thread have been pretty good so far.
Rain pops does confuse me. SMH
He’s likely to flame out soon.
Which will make his the easiest $14.95 the Dope will have made all year.
I’m thinking this guy’s already been banned and the thread deleted. At least, I can’t get to it. AND I NEVER EVEN KNEW HIS NAME!! 
It was Jitss617
I also sorrow at never reading Jitss617’s thread/posts. I like to get a little amusement from our trolls before they leave. 
Our newest sock…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19630395&postcount=714
Way too obvious.
Our newest new sock…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19630404&postcount=715
Again, way too obvious.
Are you outing yourself?
Yep, give him the rank of captain.
This is awesome! Thanks! Did you guys jerk each other off after these posts?