I know I do.
ETA: regards to Squeeky
Why don’t you crawl back under your rock?
Awww. How cute. It’s a wittle baby troll.
I’m a Conservative. I do my own jerking, thank you very much.
Self-reliance and all that.
Heh.
ISWYDT.
So, who’s sock is ‘new’ poster WardB, I wonder?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19632213&postcount=1371
Pulling your own bootstrap?
Join date 2013, but I never noticed this guy until a week or so ago. Has he always been like that?
I think he was nominated earlier in this thread. He has apparently swallowed a thesaurus and is burping back words.
[thread=801487]Here’s an earlier iLemming opus[/thread].
I am dying of curiousity. Both of his recent… opera magna… had to be moved into the Pit. And rightly so, because they couldn’t really be properly responded to otherwise. 
But where did they start?
And how is it that any of those screeds are anything besides insta-ban unsolicited advertising? (Well, not the “Bastardization of the English Language” screed; that’s just laughable, but not overtly spammy. And yes. I went there. I spelled the “-ize” correctly.) 
Why don’t you shut your face?
Children, children, this is a thread about trolls, not for trolls. Stop this or you’re grounded!
no, U!
Both were moved by Jonathan Chance, so they started out in Great Debates.
That’s it! Go to your room! No supper! And no electronic devices!
iLemming just struck again. His topic is Trump. JC moved it to the Pit, again.
This “self abuser” isn’t even trying hard, but he sure is well fed!!
I read that and almost took it seriously. I feel like he got drunk and wrote up a troll piece for the attention. I didn’t bother with a comment. If I am wrong, I hope he gets better.
He’s hooked you already. 
Did we ever come to a consensus on ZPG Zealot? There are at least 2 active pit threads on her right now (iiandyiiii and grr! iirc). People focus on the “handshakes = rape” but other highlights include “infanticide is preferable to adoption” and “murder is preferable to child support”.
I understand that there are cultures where non-related men and women do not touch. It’s the tone, and the the rest of the whacky “beliefs” that throw it way into troll territory for me.