Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

We couldn’t care less about your ethnic group. Your posts here give us plenty of information with which to judge you and your intelligence.

I’m taking a class on minority groups next quarter and I’m interested in seeing your scholarly sources confirming these results, even if your ethnic group isn’t considered a minority. Thanks!

Ha, ha.

It’s interesting to see our resident anti-abortion crusader now venture into an exploration of why he should be dating young girls half his age. It seems that all this stuff we’ve been hearing about equality in relationships is just bunk. We learn that the role of the male in a relationship is to be Lord and Master, and if the female is extremely young, this is not a problem but a bonus, because the Lord and Master can be both husband and father-figure at the same time. This is perfectly logical once you buy in to the idea that there’s not much difference between a wife and a child, inasmuch as both are deemed to be helpless dependents who need parenting and discipline.

It may be depressing that someone actually believes this, but it’s quite a common viewpoint among far-right troglodytes and wife-beating yokels, revealing about the same level of societal refinement as that of a herd of mountain goats.

Most men are straight and find gay male sex disgusting, gross and creepy. Is it evil for a gay man to ask another man if he wants to have sex, in your book?

Karol Lewis says masturbation in front of unsuspecting strangers is totally OK because those obviously willing participants NEVER SAID it wasn’t a date. Also the fact that everyone involved unanimously agreed he was in the wrong doesn’t matter because some cultures BBQ cat.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20596016

His user name is probably a reference to Carroll, Lewis. Damn it.

Hey, this is the same bullshit you posted in the non-BBQ Pit thread. Of course, asking wasn’t all that Louis CK did, now was it? Dumbfuck. He went a step further, didn’t he? Dumbfuck.

Busy day today. Yet another case of guess the banned troll. In fact, now that I look at it, thirdname could be, d’oh, someone’s third name at the board.

The gentle cadence of “dumbfuck” in this response gives me warm fuzzies.

Turns out Karol is a she. Because nothing undermines women’s credibility better than other women.

Maybe she is, maybe not. I’ve got my skeptical hat on today.

Whatever it is, it apparently has nothing better to do than defend admitted perverts.

No, I have never had any other accounts. When I chose that name I had been watching the Babylon 5 TV movie “Thirdspace”.

You really are an excellent writer.

I fucking hope so. I’m trying to finish a novel and these apologists keep distracting me.

(Thank you, of course.)

This guy has quite the user name. The post revives a zombie and is a tad provocative.

… and he’s gone. Like a shooting star.

As if anyone cares. Go, stay, do whatever your want. But, please, don’t be such a fucking drama queen.

Yeah, I’m not apologizing for being mean to Trump.

What was the name? He’s been cornfielded.

Yeah, Lord Feldon posted it here.