Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

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This is why this forum is the shit. The snark brought me here, and it keeps me here…

Leave the snark, take the cannoli. :wink:

Why don’t most women make themselves sexy for me year round? Bunch of cheapskate kill-joys!!

Less of a troll, more of a douche

Well, I trust you know the distinction. After all, pussies use a lot of douches.

I almost wish this board used Tachy Goes to Coventry for the repeat socks. Just let them rant unto the void, forever. Yah, eventually they’ll probably figure out that nobody can see their posts anymore, and spawn a new head, but still would like to see it used here.

Done it in the past. But they figure it our rather quickly, IMHO.

wolfpup, I hereby award you a plack for not just this hilarious post, but for those that have come before it on which I haven’t commented, but have made me cry with laughter.

Thanks for the kind words. Knowing that my silliness made someone laugh or smile is almost as good as getting an actual plack. :slight_smile:

I feel a new SDMB meme coming on (maybe – I won’t force it, quarry-style).

Perhaps if that Psychology BS wasn’t a complete waste of time and money, you can use it to figure out why you’re so angry all the fucking time.

Well lets all give JKM a plack for that post! :smiley:

As long as he doesn’t have plack on his teeth. :smiley:

I forced a plack once, in 1960.

I am just about one Plack Length away from going over the edge from all the plack puns.

I’ve got your plack on that!

All these rapid-fire puns definitely deserve suitable background music. Try reading them all while enjoying Placketty Plax.

Plack Lies Matter

A 1920’s style plack ray?

A plack on both your house!