Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Plack it up guys. This has been going on long enough.

You know what word autocorrect hates? Plack.

I burning your plack!

“One plack over the line, sweet Jesus…”

I resent your plackitude.

“I find your plack of faith disturbing” [force-choke]

Plack-a-mole

I need a plack-jacket for this.

This thread has turned into one placked-up mess.

Great. Now we’re all placky. EVERYTHING’S placky! Oh, look! Here comes Plackette, the only female Plack in the tribe, flirting placquettishly. Any minute we can expect Grandpa Plack to come along and lecture us for an hour on the need to ALWAYS be prepared for tricks and traps from that wily old Gargaplack.

PLACKY!

Plack it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

Plack on. Plack off. The Placker.

Once you go plack, you never go back.

I don’t want to junior-mod, but could we please end this high-plack? :rolleyes:

Aren’t there some trolls we should be plackstabbing?

OG PLACK!!!
Plack ensues.

Stop the plack and forth bullshit.
Back to troll hysteria season reruns.

No, our desire for more puns is implackable.

Alas aplack, the only thing that can save us from our pun-ishing obsession is a trollful invasion. Like an omnibus, one should be along any time. Also like an omnibus, after a placktastically too long delay 3 or 5 will show up at once. Keep your eyes peeled.

Yum! Plack, anyone have a recipe?

I agree, excellent post but I have a question. If the plack is “nearly worthless” yet is worth four Scots pennies, what does that make the Scots penny, stock for making copper washers? Color me confused.

Eat Twinkies daily. Brush teeth annually. Plack surely ensues. Penis not so much unless your SO is blind & has no sense of smell.