You lose. It was 356. How much do you owe me?
Indeed they do, and the pressure that led to the great Rebellion of Sauchieburn had been building for many years. The spark that finally ignited open revolt against the penny occurred when a distinguished Scotsman, weighed down with a motherlode of pennies and placks he’d received in change from a surly merchant who claimed to “have nothing else, sorry”, actually did lose his kilt in a spectacular wardrobe malfunction in full view of downtown Edinburgh.
Yeah, we really need to get that thread re-opened.
Especially since JC told us to “take it to the pit if we must”.
We must!
What about his ribbon?
“nay, laddie, that was not the kind of belt you were supposed to have”
Would you take a 2400 baud dial-up modem and 6 8-inch floppy discs with known bear defacatorium locations?
It appears from that cited post – and most of the Witch’s previous ones – that the premier expert on American law basically wishes to inform us that the USA does not exist. Which is a pretty altruistic position for a premier expert on American law to take, since it kind of puts her out of a job.
She’s going after the states next, one at a time. Something about tribal law.
Are they Catholic bears?
You mean, do they say grace before they eat you?
I doubt it.
No, I mean, I know where the Pope relieves himself …
Her ace-in-the-hole is buckskin fringe on the flag.
Anyone else think **Sarah’**s a guy?
You totally win the page, maybe a bunch of 'em. Well played!
Because I’m a cruel heartless shit.
Also because, at the age of about 6, I turned a box tortoise on his back just to see his underside and he promptly peed all over me. It was pretty traumatic at the time. I’m not gettin’ in range of another one. He can roast in the sun for all I care.
In case you wonder, no I don’t have a clue on the literary/ pop culture reference you obviously intend. Sorry.
coughBladerunnercough
Isn’t it just a long-winded way of saying, “when did you stop beating your wife?”
I do not. She reminds me of someone I encountered on another site. I would tell you what I think her irl name is, but that would be inappropriate – doubly so after that person was chastised for doxing another poster on that board because of strong disagreement.
Tommy boy is back with some nonsense aboutrace and churches.
I like his innovative punctuation. I haven’t seen double periods used as punctuation before, but from the context it appears that they’re intended to be bullshit marks. The way an exclamation mark indicates an exclamation or amusement, the bullshit mark indicates that the preceding drivel was a total load of crap. Or maybe it’s supposed to be what follows the bullshit mark, like the Spanish inverted question mark. It’s hard to tell since everything this worthless cretin writes is bullshit. Maybe it’s supposed to indicate a break between regurgitations of bullshit. It’s pretty redundant but still, it’s a nice literary courtesy. I recommend that other posters wishing to post bullshit consider adopting the bullshit mark.
Agreed.
In my decidedly non-expert opinion what we have there is a garden variety BPD female. It must be exactly as she says. Her mind cannot conceive of disagreement that isn’t clueless error. Her only response is to replay her screech louder and louder until you understand or capitulate.
She’s only unusual in which particular topic she’s fastened onto.