Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

It could have been worse.

For shame!

Sleeper troll or just a jerk?

It’s on page three of this zombie on women shaving their heads:

Certainly at least a young jerk. He’s had several jerkish posts on several different topics. He could ALSO be a troll though.

I think he’s just is such a breathless hurry to tell us all the new stuff he just figured out.

You know how when an 8 year old comes home from school or in from playing and has some vitally important story to tell? He (usually) will be tripping over the words trying to get it all out at once. And trying to breath and talk at the same time.

TomMatch wants to be like watchwolf, all trendily twitterish & such. But it take too long to type three whole periods using his one typing finger. So his 8-year old tumbled-up mind just uses two.

I step away for a few hours, and, look at this. Troll season is upon us early! I thought they’d wait until school let out for the holidays, but they’re leaping in ahead of schedule, just like Christmas ads at Halloween.

Og damn you. I am crying. That is hilarious.

Actually, last time I looked, in the SC-verse the ultimate political unit was the County. And the ultimate authority was the duly elected County Sheriff.

“Duly elected” meaning, of course, “agrees with my cockamamie notion of political science.”

PLEASE don’t ban TomMickey yet. I’ve never felt so close to Donald Trump before. Feels like he’s actually responding to me!

And she is gone. How sad. The mods keep taking away our fun toys.

He certainly came up rom nowhere as a very active troll despite his long-ago registration.

As we debated a couple pages ago, the board was hacked a few years ago and it’s not out of the question that somebody has found a list of stolen passwords of long-inactive posters.

Looks like POSTTOWN1978 / TomMaker has been shown the exit.

Is he back as 4and1?:

Nah. This one’s far more capable of forming a proper sentence.

Got it. Thanks. My empathy runs wide and deep for humans and very, very shallowly for lesser critters. Not sure what level of Replicant that makes me. :slight_smile:

Lip Spittle finally wiped clean.

As **Smapti **pointed out, 4and1 has much better grammar and spelling.

It is possible that it is TomMaker making an effort with his grammar and spelling this time, in an attempt to troll for longer than 12 hours before being booted off.

But I doubt it and I think we just have yet another bored racist troll - sadly they aren’t in short supply.

You linked to some SDMB search results. That doesn’t work. Try again?

Once more, with feeling: Lip Spittle.

Aah, gotcha now. Good riddance to the spewful Lickety_Split.

Whatever he may have been, Mr. 4and1, he dead.

Less than 3 hours from first post to banning, it would seem. Well done.