This is excellent advice. In addition to the previously mentioned cardinal rule that “you are” and “you’re” are not valid constructions, and “your” is to be used at all times, you should also keep in mind that as the premier expert in American law, it is both your right and your duty to:
(a) disparage reputable long-timer posters and refer to them as “ignorant” and/or “fucking morons”, as you see fit;
(b) disparage mods and refer to all of them the same way; it’s particularly important to point out what fucking idiots they are when you are being moderated;
(c) disparage Hillary and Bill Clinton just because they deserve it, and point out how fortunate it is for the future of American law, of which you are (“your”) the premier expert, that Trump won, and how large his margin of victory was.
It seems that our premier expert on American assassinations is taking the spirit of my advice in point (b) above, which is a promising start to a long and distinguished posting career.
It was very polite of him to ask permission in ATMB before trolling GD though. That kind of old school good manners seems lost among most of these punks today. I bet he asks his ex girlfriend’s fathers for their blessing before posting revenge porn of them.
Most likely, come back days/weeks/months later to replace all that with links.
We don’t usually get those kind of spammers but they exist.
Takes much patience.