Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

I think it’s only fair if someone gets slammed in the Pit, they are entitled to reply. It’s not like we really have a… I dunno, structure, here.

The broad generalizations about the board as a whole are irritating. Five or six people are pissed off at you, that’s no grand conspiracy, it’s five or six people pissed off at you. I have no knowledge of the drama in question and am choosing not to engage based on the fact that the subject matter will likely shoot my blood pressure through the roof… but come *on. *

My grandpa utterly convinced me he worked in the salt mines. Like every day he came home from work, he would recount his tales of the salt mines.

He was an engineer for a major power company.

I later learned that Michigan actually does have a humongous salt mine, which adds a veneer of credibility to his claim.

I agree. Let them reply all they want.

I think the issues is: Don’t turn this thread into an ongoing pissing match between posters. If such a match is needed, open a thread specifically for that.

I’d like to advance the daring theory that perhaps the new troll referenced here who seeks a dominate [sic] Master and S&M partner is related to our new trocks johnod and PCarolinus, if not one and the same. Observe that none of them can write or spell, or form paragraphs. Now I grant you that illiteracy is an attribute common to low intelligence of around the level of imbecile, which all three share, but there’s more. Note that PCarolinus in particular has a high tolerance for abuse, if not an outright attraction to it. PCarolinus considers sexual assault to be a “hilariously trifling complaint”, and moreover, keeps coming back here after being subjected to a torrent of insults that make it clear that, despite its considerable talents, we would all prefer that said trock bugger off someplace else. Yet it’s still here, and seems to enjoy the abuse. I’m suspicious.

That’s fair. I guess it would be the equivalent of a thread hijack.

Ah, a trifecta of trocks! A first for the dope.

Yep. That’s why I’ve been starting Pit threads for people lately - to get them out of this one. I’d love to have an Omnibus Argument thread, but I don’t know if we could get appropriate participation.

We should commemorate this with a plack.

Didn’t realize salt mines could be so psychedelic.

Sent to dwell in the field of maize.

What’s that supposed to mean? Are you saying that straight dopers aren’t argumentative enough for you?

It’s fair enough to call three trocks a trifecta, but I believe the formal collective term is a plack of trolls, socks, or trocks.

Although sticklers for linguistic formality will sometimes refer to a synchophant of trocks.

I should mention that this is not to be confused with the medieval meaning of “synchophant”, as used by our learned friend PCarolinus. That term is from the root “syncho”, denoting a kind of line dance, and the Greek “phaino” meaning “to show”. We owe this terminology once again to medieval Scotland. It refers to a form of popular entertainment at the time whereby drunken Scotsmen would spontaneously form a conga line in the town square and systematically doff their kilts to the accompaniment of rollicking bagpipes. As the contemporary essayist William Dunbar wrote in The Complaynt of Scotlande, or, the Daunce of the Synchophantes, these were quite scandalous affairs:
Behold the lycht lopene of the ald synchophantes, galamanding, stendling backuart & forduart whill nacht waerring no kiltes, and mony of the ladyes and gentylwoemen did swoone in fryte.

Paging Ivylass

That twit said she went to HR over comments about her lunch. She didn’t complain of any brand of assault.

Quote me. Where did I claim sexual assualt was a triflng complaint?

This is all making sense now.
Note to self: When in Europe, drink with the Irish, never the Scots. The Scots get drunk and do stupid shit. the Irish get drunk and get funnier than shit on a the restroom door handle.

Thanks for the correction. I should have been more clear: several of you are so bent o kissing Nawth Chuka’s tender ass that you are willing to support the most inane complaint ever recorded by HR.
So… ass kissers? That a better fit? She a mod, or something? What in the world would cause a small army of decent spellers and general well-spoken people to defend such frivolous whining?
Like, have you read a newspaper? A couple comments about your lunch shouldn’t send you running for the nearest lawyer. Real world problems, people. All over the place.

Wow, your other account got cornfielded so you’re back?

Trock

Good man yourself! Someone finally copped the fuck on… :wink:

(N.B. Please don’t make me read the whole thread.)

If the small snippets I’ve been exposed to have left me with anything like an accurate picture of her issue, she had a co-worker commenting on her lunch. She did not feel that making comments about someone else’s lunch or other eating habits was polite, appropriate, or something she should have to put up with, so she asked politely that the co-worker refrain from making comments to her. Her polite requests were ignored, and the comments to her continued, which, BY DEFINITION, raises the co-worker’s behavior to the level of harassment. The fact that the co-worker was apparently her direct supervisor makes the harassment more egregious, and a report to HR entirely justified.

You don’t get to go unchallenged if you decide to characterize her reaction as that of a twit. By doing so, you are effectively arrogating to yourself the right to choose where she is allowed to set her personal boundaries and what she is allowed to do to obtain respect for them.

If others have mistakenly conflated your arrogance wrt Nawth Chucka’s personal boundaries with a decree that any brand of assault is of trivial importance, that’s on them. What’s on you is that you didn’t acquit yourself well in the discussion.

kaylasdad99 one more bit of info. The co-worker wasn’t commenting on the food per se, she was commenting on Nawth Chucka’s body. “You look like that and you’re eating that?” “You look so X” and so on. She got told to stop, she wouldn’t stop, it escalated from there. Based on my training, I would characterize it as a hostile work environment.

PC Trock was being a jerk and ridiculously over-simplifying the matter.