Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Ok, thanks for the clarification. I appreciate the effort.

His suspension did get lifted. He was warned for the legal action remark, and now he’s back.

boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20653909.

The thread is uncornfielded

Can we now attempt to shuffle that specific pitting into a separate thread?

I’m in favor of it.

If PCanus shows up here, I will start up a shiny new thread for him.

Sorry, I was proactive. He’ll appreciate seeing his name on page 1 of the pit. Trolls are like that.

Or her – ISTR a post in the contentious thread where PCarolanus claimed to be female. Not that it matters much, as an asshole is an asshole, and everybody has a cowboy hat.

No worries here.

What is your “safe space” and why the fuck are you there? With as much steaming horseshit as you’ve posted before, I reckoned you’d come out wildly swinging with a horseshoe in your fist like the intellectual stable-boy that you are.

Tripler
Ignore us all you want. We’ll continue to pick apart what I call your “logic” behind your back.

Forget it Trip; it’s SamTheUndergrad town. :slight_smile:

Fair enough. I had the thunder ready in my hand, but I’ll holster it.

Tripler
I’ll keep my caffiene-inspired, incendiary ‘warshots in the tube’.

Nice. Sometimes it’s easy to jump to a conclusion before any can reasonably be made.

The safe space backstory.

Boy meets SDMB. Has problems. People are mean to him.
Boy wants to put them on ignore.
Boy can’t find ignore feature, ask dopers to help him find the ignore space so he can ignore them.
People laugh and are mean.
Boy finds ignore list and breaks Clothy’s record of most ignored in a day.
Boy feels safe with 97.3% of dopers he’s encountered on his ignore list.

I think I understand now. Is this a generational thing (Millenials)? I’ve heard vague rumors of this on some college campuses.

I equate what you are telling me to intellectual artillery: “I can fire on you, but I’ll retreat where I can’t hear you.” You may have an initial ‘high ground’, but I can spot your flaws, and I will lay effective fire upon it. But I’m sorry, did that violate some some space?

Sorry, I’m all fired up today. There is no such thing as “safe space” in what you post.

I now realize I’ve been arguing with a child.

Tripler
Free fire zone.

I will just point out that Sammy-boy has his own, personal Pit thread, should any one feel the need to violate his safe space.

Yeah. My point was not to protect or defend the kid, but to point out grownups don’t need to be wasting perfectly good ammo on him.

IMO, and probably typically for my era, I think the ideal adult personality is stronger on defense than on offense. But still packs a KO punch to be used when needed.

It seems the modern Internet Warrior generation are the opposite. What little they can muster in effective offense totally dwarfs their pitiful ability to take punishment in return. So they run or erect barriers from behind which they launch their pitiful outrage arrows towards that Mean Old World.
On a happier note:

It being the weekend, we ought to be getting our fresh shipment of trolls in any hour now.

Our latest member fubayu is banned already, before we could even admire his handiwork. The mods are working overtime.

“d”, not “b”. The “d” is a giveaway that it was a spammer.
Plus other stuff the mods see.

Yeah. I realized my typo too late to edit.

As always, you’re totally on top of the troll/spam situation. I wonder what percentage of your 32K posts are simply “Reported”? I mean that respectfully, not sarcastically. It’s urgently important work the rest of us appreciate.

None of 'em. Those posts get disappeared with the spammer’s thread/post and are removed from the count.
glares at the writers of vBulletin’s code

I’ve seen RC shoot down an incoming spammer with an over-the-shoulder-snap-shot. He didn’t even aim. He’s that good.