Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

I’m not surprised. She made the “World’s Top 10 Sharpest Knees” list 5 years running.

I’ll point out that the fearless Fazsha has earned himself a threadlocking and an admonition for his bravery.

And what an interesting moniker.

Not a chance. This new guy is actually funny.

I walked from La Jolla to Avalon on the backs of man eating sharks. I wouldn’t do it again, and I almost backed out, but Pamela Anderson was saving me a spot on the beach, I had to go.

(everyone has a** Fazsha **story they want to share.)

Wait a minute. You mean?? Nahh, it couldn’t be …could it?

Fazsha is actually Chuck Norris. :eek::eek:

This won’t end well for whichever Mod finally tries to punch his ticket. :smiley:

Not a worry, they have a “weasel” in their inventory.

And not a moment too soon it seems. :smiley:

Join Date: Nov 2017

Lurker or reincarnation?

mc

I didn’t notice that one but, I do see this every once in a while. New poster makes reference to long ago SDMB lore.

Our chirpiest member did that a couple of weeks ago.

The thread mentioned is from 2004.

No banned posters in that thread. I think this is either a lurker or someone who knows how to search.

Either Chuck Norris or Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man in the World.

Reincarnation.

By the way, there is a fucking lunatic loose in a thread.

HD, I refuse to side with you, but that lunatic as wrong as inter-specie breeding. I’m afraid you got this one.

No, it is a logical extension of the idea: if nobody below 8 goes to hell and if a percentage of people above 8 go to hell, the most effective way to minimize people going to hell is to kill all people before they turn 8. It will also solve the problem for the unknowable billions of potential hellbound from the future generations that would be prevented by our extinction.

You’re fucked in the head too. Just saying.

Ding Dong, in the spirit of that thread, the OP puts up a Trump supporter who thinks abortion doctors are evil. He is trying to understand their logic even in a joking way of why wouldn’t some consider him a hero since he pretty much guaranteed them a spot in heaven. I was doing so in the same spirit when someone said Mormons believe the children also would also go to heaven till a certain age if a shooter did so. I brought that up in the same spirit.

I doubt you’ll get a circle-jerk out of this.

Gotta disagree. They might be, but this isn’t evidence of that. It’s a simple, though ineffective, way to point out how fucked in the head some beliefs about heaven and hell are.

Suggesting the murder of innocent children is sick. In doing so, you look like a sick bastard.

Mormons believe 99.99999999999999999999999999999% of people go to heaven you fucking moron. Those under 8 do it without benefit of baptism. [del]You fucking moron[/del], wait I already said that.

Well, early returns don’t look good for you, but I’ll give you time to round up your posse since all you’re doing is shitting and fallin’ back in it.