Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

That’s okay, Sandy Hook called, she called you a raving lunatic. I said she was way too nice.

Oh please, Nancy boy, if you’re trying to be a knight in shining armor coming to kids defense, you’re acting more like a crying little helpless, humorless, damsel in distress. Quit acting like a little whiny self righteous bitch, looking for something that isn’t there. I take it you don’t like George Carlin’s rant on Fuck the Children or understand his list of people who should be killed either. Too fuckin’ bad.

Hit the abuse button if you truly think you got anything on that thread. But you don’t.

George Carlin gets paid to be a moron. You do it for free.

Not since 2008.

Speaking of sort of trollish posters, whatever happened to Drunky Smurf? Last post was on Sept. 15, one of several over the course of a few hours, and then…nothing.

Hm. Just one post off from his final message being “Hahahahaha penis.”

Speaking of trollish posters, what the heckity heck is going on with Tim R Mortiss? In this thread, he’s on full conservative attack mode.

I’ve always had a soft spot for Drunky. I hope he’s alright.

I miss you guys.

Are you not allowed to play with us anymore??:eek:

You are missed Spice! The voice of reason.

Hell, if we’re good enough for samclem and Colibri to play with us, there’s no reason you can’t join us, too. Pull up a seat and stay a while.

There aren’t really any rules governing this sort of thing. I’m still trying to figure out what’s most prudent.

I understand and appreciate your point. But I’m putting money down that samclem and Colibri have thicker skin than me, not to mention years of experience with the dynamics involved. You ever hear that horrible story of that guy who jumped headfirst into a hotspring? I don’t want to be that guy.

His last words were something like, "Why did I do that? That was a stupid thing I did,‘’ as pieces of his skin fell off.

One toe at a time, for me.

More likely, it was mindless screaming.

I can’t believe you gave us up for a pair of jack boots and a plastic scepter.:mad:

Sounds like being a mod is a pile of fun.

Or there may not have been much pain thanks to the nerves being roasted. (Linky)

I’d think that accidentally being dropped into a vat of boiling water is an occupational hazard for a spice weasel.

:eek:

That hotsprings story was legit, I found out about it here, of course, maybe a couple of years ago, when some other idiot jumped over a safety barrier and fell into the spring while his sister recorded it. It was a GQ thread about the chemistry involved in body decomposition, since by the following day, the guy was soup. It sounds like his death was near-instantaneous.

Decades earlier, a guy dove in headfirst to save his friend’s dog. He definitely was in a state of shock when he first came out of the water, and it took him a few hours to die. As soon as he got out of the water he was blind and people were pulling off his shoes along with his skin. That’s when he commented about the stupidity of his move.

Why do I subject myself to research on topics like that? Maybe trying to push the horror of the unknown into the realm of the known, but it always comes back to haunt my nightmares. I am way too sensitive to be reading about that shit. I had to draw the line at looking at the pictures.

See above. It’s all relative!

But it takes time to reach third degree burns at those temps. During that time the pain is intense.

Well, here’s the story, via that superior website, Snopes.

God damn that story makes me sad. :frowning: