Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Hell, I’m 73 this year and my skin is getting thinner as we speak. Colibri is a hummingbird. How delicate a creature is that?

Experience? Hah! Overrated. Many a young shining star is out there. You just have to believe in yourself.

On a lighter note, I am somewhat creeped by this new Rutherford B. He may be harmless, but maybe not.

Christmas stocking.

I’ve seen a very odd electronic billboard here (NE Florida) saying something like “Hayes was wrong.” It rarely is visible long enough for me to read the entire screed. Who cares what Rutherford B. Hayes thinks in 2017?

Hey, I collect rocks. A stocking with some nice anthracite in it would be awesome.

There is also this more recent thread.

Gram for gram, hummingbirds are the most ferocious creatures on the planet. My tutelary deity is Huitzilopochtli, the Southern Hummingbird. The Aztecs picked the hummingbird to be their god of war, blood, and human sacrifice. (That’s a spammer in the upper right.)

Just curious, how did that work out from the Aztecs?

Extremely well, actually, until they had to deal with steel swords and gunpowder. The Aztecs conquered most of central Mexico in less than a century with their rapacious ideology.

…a man who leaves the house in the morning coincidentally wearing an ensemble similar enough to Harrison Ford’s costume that he can step right into a stuntman’s role.

And disease.

So, you’re saying it was guns, germs and steel?

That’s his fontanelle.

Careful.

Speaking of our newest moderator …

Her custom title has been “Knocking it up a notch. BAM!” since she joined.

I suggest she might want to update that: “Knocking heads up a notch. BAM!” Or maybe " … CLONK!"

And yes, those are quite sparkly: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20670298#post20670298

It’s too bad they got to her. She was really a nice person. I could never see her posts without thinking of olives marching towards a Martini. I hope they treat her better than France treated Marie Antoinette.

You are a true Diamond in the rough.

From the new Twilight Zone Forum.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20671131#post20671131

Ah, Stan Schmenge is at it again, you say. I’ve noticed he’ll vanish for months, then come back with some silliness like the above.

Well, that thread never reached it’s full potential. The government shut it down as it was getting way too close to classified information.

As we all know, the best diamonds are at Jared’s.