iPod coming through.
“Open the pod bay doors, Hal.”
No pods?
What the hell am I supposed to do with this Keurig, then?
Smash it!
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Don’t you mean, “I want some of whatever it is he’s shooting up.”? 
Me transmitte sursum, Caledonis. Locus mali est.
Yeah, I did think about that after posting.
Hey, don’t transmit. Call SETI, I think they are home.
Latin for “Beam me up, Scotty. This place sucks.”
Nuke it from orbit–it’s the only way to be sure.
And the mortal enemy of demigods.
Make me a cuppa, first.
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SCRRRREEEEEEEECCCCCCHHHHHHH![/Donald Sutherland]
Yep, yep, yep. I blame the drugs.
sticks out grabby hands I’ll take it! scuttles off with elixir of the gods
Sorry, can’t. Proud to be a [del]Democr[/del] not Republican.
Keep the Keurig, I want a Nestpresso.
From the need answer fast column, a writer asks:
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845257
I will place bets that question has already been asked here, not once, but several times. Takers?
That just grosses me out the back door. Geesh, I figure if you cannot tell by the smell, you have other issues that need to be addressed.