Here’s one. I hadn’t guessed as to who the OP would be, but on seeing it, it is perfect.
I assume it’s one of his (imaginary) dating rituals.
:D:D:D
One for the weird coincidence files.
I had not seen the shit-eating thread yesterday. While lying in bed waiting to fall asleep last night for some random reason I thought of that horror movie from a few years ago where the diabolical genius surgically attached 3 people anus to mouth and waited for the inevitable. I never saw the movie (shudder) but I’ve heard about it.
I’m not sure who’s sickest: the few actual crazies in the world, the more numerous scriptwriters creating fake crazies, or the millions of audience members who choose to support the sadistic horror genre as entertainment to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars.
Humans are god(s)’ idea of a practical joke.
God isn’t laughing, in fact he’s pissed. He got Adam and Eve right, then the soon-to-be-mortal-delinquent screwed the pooch, so to speak, and started shoving fruit in her pie hole.
Then people were cursed, evicted and made to suffer bowel movements.
Then people wanted to know if they could eat said movements.
So a thread appears.
And I have no idea what was said, or whether you can eat it, and I am NOT looking.
Nm
Cue the Earth-ending meteor. Or at least a giant space kablooey!! 
Not a troll, but this post made me curious about Surreal. Do an advanced search for all posts started by him/her and the list is–um–“interesting.”
I’m just excited I’m learning how to communicate with F-P. Tough nut to crack, as I am hyper-emotional and he my opposite. It’s much like learning a foreign language.
He’s been around for awhile, correct?
I wish you luck. If anyone can do it, it’s you. Just remember, he’s a troll. Somewhere, in at least 2 Pit threads, I can find him admitting to being a troll. This is all a game to him. He doesn’t care about the topic, he just likes to argue. Some languages may not be worth learning.
As long as it’s a game for me too, I’m fine. I’ve currently got a self-imposed ban on participating in any thread that’s likely to piss me off. I deserve to be stress free at least for the holiday. I should sharpen my debate skills on stuff that doesn’t make me want to destroy property.
My husband says in my advocacy work I need to start thinking more critically about how I can best advocate for myself. Meaning sometimes it’s okay to step back.
Good. It sounds like you have a good set of rules in place. 
Yeah, I have seen that name pop up in a thread or two. Methinks perhaps he heard the expression “shit-eating grin” and was wondering how to go about getting one.
Well that, and if you please, stop experimenting with the buttons on the mod power pack, you’ve knocked us off the air twice now.
I thought she tripped the breakers powering up her sparkly jackboots.
Spice Weasel, why are you spending so much time in the server room? Are you jacking on in there?
JAQing on?
Oh, she’ll get it. Or else hang her head in shame.
I think she’s doing a great job, other than killing the server a few times that is.
I don’t know. I’ve had to keep sunglasses ready for when she comes striding into a thread.