And every time thou doest mastu— oh, never mind …
Organisms? Makes me think ‘STDs’. Damn you Adam! I am the ONLY woman in the garden. Only you could catch something anyway. Oh God why do I stay here and put up with this shit? Yea, Satan hand me an apple!
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Calling other posters cocksuckers is a violation of the boards language rules. Please avoid this in the future.
No warning issued.
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So Euphrosyne has flounced. Possibly while loving us all unconditionally.
Ah. Sorry. Thank you.
Interrupting whatever all this is to announce that Shag’s back trolling in his MPSIMS thread. I guess he needs more attention. You can find it. There isn’t anything we haven’t heard before.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20753287&postcount=36
Bet you didn’t know rape was “not that bad.” Yeah, another Lucy700 post.
Wow.
:eek:
Poor little alt-righty boy is finding this board unwelcoming to his indoctrination.
At least it’s, you know, in the Pit.
“In the Pit, Bob.”
Spice Weasel was wise enough to shut that shit down. She just officially became me favorite Mod. Now if Miller shuts down his pit thread when Shags undoubtedly revives that one, I’ll have a hard time choosing between the two.
She didn’t flounce for long. And the love seems to have left her heart.
Euphrosyne had some choice words for all the girly men who attacked her, too.
Well, that escalated quickly.
Shags got a warning for trolling for reviving his thread. 
Man, remind me not to get on the wrong side of her. I do not want to be picking sparkles out of my ass for months on end.
And you probably didn’t know that blacks were all OK with segregation back in the day. It was about preserving black culture!
Lucy sounds like that kid from New Jersey who keeps coming back. The last username I know was CosmicManiac. I think he said he went to Princeton? He pitted me last year and went down in flames, while I received accolade after accolade. It was glorious!
I remain convinced Euphrosyne is either a RL friend of Bloodstalk or a sock thereof, given the same joining date, similar views and similar posting styles. Hell, for all I know the same person is also Luciano700.
“Adam,” the heavenly voice called to the Garden of Eden, “what did you and Eve do today?”
“We ate some fruit, Lord,” Adam said reverently.
“Did you eat of the forbidden tree?” asked God.
“Yes, Lord, we did,” Adam confessed.
“And then what did you do?”
“We made mad, passionate love all afternoon.”
“Where is Eve now?” the Lord bellowed.
“She’s down at the brook washing herself out.”
“Dammit!” the Lord cried. “Now all the fish are going to smell funny!”