Hey, I was told that every sperm was sacred and that if a sperm got wasted, God got quite irate!
Rutgers and he’s had at least one other sock (ScarletKnight) since then. Seems the boy can’t help but pick names that have something to do with North Jersey.
wipes off boots
It’s been a busy fucking weekend.
Wait until summer! 
Yup, early June when all the kiddies get out of school and decide to show off their newfound KNOWLEDGE OF EVERYTHING.
Word of advice: You might want to pick up that Sparkle boot polish in bulk now.
Lovely.
Who wants to place bets on how long until I become a jaded, desiccated shell of my former self?
I’m thinking six months.
I’d get a good pair of boot rubbers, just for protection. Boots are expensive.
Next Tuesday, 3:15 pm(PST)
Ah, so this is still hypothetical then? 
Sometimes the nerves deaden over time and you think that it really isn’t all that bad…until that one morning when you wake up from a “multiple trolls spring up all at once” nightmare, crying into your pillow and hoping the internet is down.
Or so I’ve been told.
I thought that was a prerequisite to even be considered for jack bootery.
Yep, Spicy did it again. I’m glad she suffered the fire ants and bare feet (the jackboot ceremony) for us.
Someone get this man a shot!
And bring one for me.
Someone bumped dumbshits thread. Ban both of them please.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20756204&postcount=1334
The bump of that thread by someone who hasn’t posted in two years is more than a little suspicious.
In other (not surprising) news, Urbanredneck launches another passive/aggressive sexist thread:
If Urbanredneck is doing it, it is sexist whether he realizes it or not.
If you’re implying that spinky is working on behalf of Shagnasty I can assure you that you’re mistaken. He was posting here for 10 years before you even joined the boards and I would hazard a guess has known Shag is a trolling douche for much longer than you. If getting a parting shot in at Shag now that he is officially branded a troll with a topic ban is what it took to get spinky back out of lurking I say that is even a bigger win for the boards than shutting down Shaggy’s trolling was.