Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

I swear he makes comments like that just to troll for negative responses.

Christ told us we were to feed the hungry, clothe the naked and shelter the homeless. But he also said: Fuck the goddam trolls. Don’t get them shit!

Actually he said;

Clothe the men without means who appear without garment. Clothe not the women, teach them instead to dance on their toes. This is before women exchanged the ballet slippers for brass poles.

More brilliance from SteveMoron. I love that first sentence.

Behold the master race!

Does he even have a chin?

I am allowed to fart fart fart in the Fuehrer’s face yet?

So her meltdown continues.

Here is the thread where she was so horribly attacked. You will note how much condescension she was using in her replies from the very beginning, which resulted in some mild push-back and snark against her. At which point she went from “always happy, love everyone” to full-on Hulked-out rage in approx. 11.2 milliseconds.

Well, people need to make note of the Mod note there before they respond further to her.

Just don’t.

Seems like an opportunity missed for:

“Get off the cross, we can use the wood”

Alas, mods have ruined the fun.

Well, Euphrosyne is the goddess of Mirth and Joy, one of the Three Graces.

How dare you not be mirthed by her! :stuck_out_tongue:

I always tell the self righteous martyrs, “Be sure to use your knees when you lift your cross.”

Yeah, I’m not really seeing the atomic lip wedgie.

You probably won’t get a chance to.

Nice turn of phrase though.

Thank Carol Burnett.

So she’s one pit thread away from flouncing? Which one of you heathens want’s to prove you’re as heartless as she claims?

I really don’t think any effort needs to be made. It’s like pushing water down a waterfall.

I have heard Bill Cosby use the imagery, and he attributed it (properly, IIRC) to Erma Bombeck.

I get the impression that it’s in the same sense that self-aware computers are twenty years into the future…

YDRC.