Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

[k9bfriender]

@eschereal

It would be kind of interesting to create an inverse sock, where several regular posters have the password to the account and pass the sock around. You would have to watch for the green dot to go out, because, what would happen if two people tried to log in to the same account at once.

Clusterhood of the traveling sock?

[eschereal]

If the mods ever caught on, though, the participants would be hosed.

[kayaker]

Run!!

[Chimera]

I hereby deny that I ever had any knowledge that Morgenstern was a group sock, that I had the password or that I ever signed into that sock account.

[eschereal]

The account never should have been named “The Darner”. Just too obvious.

[cochrane]

@eschereal

It would be kind of interesting to create an inverse sock, where several regular posters have the password to the account and pass the sock around. You would have to watch for the green dot to go out, because, what would happen if two people tried to log in to the same account at once.

@k9bfriender

Clusterhood of the traveling sock?

Clusterfuck of the traveling sock. FTFY.

[Red_Wiggler]

I wonder if every board has a Fotheringay-Phipps? My other board has his posting twin, circular logic and haughty astonishment when no one else can follow it. Never gets discouraged, just keeps coming back and pointing in the wrong direction. What annoying pricks they all are.

[John_DiFool]

@Morgenstern

But the buzzards keep flocking in hoping for a meal.

We need a real troll , a troll with sexual performance problems and an unwilling wife who prefers her battery operated boyfriend (BOB) to him.

That’s be good shit right there.

This is BOB.

BOB is [brzzt!] feeling well!

[Darren_Garrison]

@Red_Wiggler

I wonder if every board has a Fotheringay-Phipps? My other board has his posting twin, circular logic and haughty astonishment when no one else can follow it. Never gets discouraged, just keeps coming back and pointing in the wrong direction. What annoying pricks they all are.

Every forum in the USA hates their stupid poster.He’s Phipps and he’s really, really lame.

[Beckdawrek]

What up with Steven Estes?

[Chimera]

@Beckdawrek

What up with Steven Estes?

[del]Thread please?[/del]

Nevermind, found it. GQ. I’m guessing Middle School.

[GreysonCarlisle]

@Beckdawrek

What up with Steven Estes?

Looks like he’s been on a break since 2009. Guess he saved up a lot of questions.

[Darren_Garrison]

Yeah, that’s 4 new threads in GQ today. 16 total posts in 13 years, all starting new threads, never replies to anything. Before today, last activity in 2009. That’s another one for the “weird pattern” column.

[Colibri]

@Chimera

[del]Thread please?[/del]

Nevermind, found it. GQ. I’m guessing Middle School.

Since he joined in 2001, he’s at least 30.

Asking four questions in GQ on the same day makes someone a troll now?

[Darren_Garrison]

Actually, his first post was in 2005, but he joined in 2001. The system can’t even give an accurate “posts per day” and says 0.00. Luckily, I have a date calculator on my phone so I can easily see that it is 5,999 days since he joined, for an average (at the moment I posted this) of 0.00266711118519753292215369228205 posts per day.

[Colibri]

@Darren_Garrison

16 total posts in 13 years, all starting new threads, never replies to anything.

Not correct. Five of his posts have been either replies to his own threads or posts in other threads.

Decidedly an odd posting pattern, but by no stretch of the imagination a troll.

[Colibri]

I’m not doxxing him, since he gave his full name and discussed his book in one of his threads. But this appears to be the guy (unless it’s someone posing as him):

Steven Goldberg (born 14 October 1941) is a native of New York City and was president of the sociology department at City College of New York (CCNY) from 1988 until his retirement. He is most widely known for his theory of patriarchy, which attempts to explain male domination through biological causes.

Yup, middle school for sure.

[kaylasdad99]

@eschereal

It would be kind of interesting to create an inverse sock, where several regular posters have the password to the account and pass the sock around. You would have to watch for the green dot to go out, because, what would happen if two people tried to log in to the same account at once.

I got the impression that something of this kind had already happend, either on this board or on AOL, back in '99. When I was a newbie, I’d occasionally come across a post where someone would reference LOVEROCK in a sly, knowing manner. I made some half-hearted inquiries, but the impressions I came away with were that LOVEROCK was some kind of multi-user sock, and that nobody felt that the affair was either admirable/clever or interesting enough to discuss in detail.

[eschereal]

@kaylasdad99

I got the impression that something of this kind had already happend, either on this board or on AOL, back in '99. When I was a newbie, I’d occasionally come across a post where someone would reference LOVEROCK in a sly, knowing manner. I made some half-hearted inquiries, but the impressions I came away with were that LOVEROCK was some kind of multi-user sock, and that nobody felt that the affair was either admirable/clever or interesting enough to discuss in detail.

Well, that was not fun to read about.

[Chimera]

@Colibri

I’m not doxxing him, since he gave his full name and discussed his book in one of his threads. But this appears to be the guy (unless it’s someone posing as him):

Yup, middle school for sure.

So he’s some retired professor running a sociology test on our board? :dubious: