Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

That heavy metal bagpiper is fun to watch, though.

As much antipathy as the Scottish pipes are subject to, you cannot find a better way to clear the pub at closing.

No, the female equivalent of the sexbot is the purring jew.

Can someone explain how this does not say “I was trolling” ?

Hmm, no love for Bloodstalk, who insulted like half a dozen Dopers, but all he got foir his trouble was a couple of thread closings…

Well, at least the first few posts waved the “No debate here” flag, and Bone shut it down.

Seriously, I’ve read other threads started by BloodyStalk (which, btw, can be treated with an aggressive course of antibiotics).
And every time I’m shaking my head and muttering “There’s no way ‘your friend’ said all this”. He’ll even insert hashtags in his friend’s diatribe.

Here’s an average Bloody OP:

It strikes me more as “I was projecting”, as in “Anyone who doesn’t do as I do and automatically condemn anyone with a (D) after their name must be automatically riding to that person’s defense.” He can’t help it, poor thing.

Hiero continues to JAQ off.

This guy is begging for a banning.

He’s angry about his otherridiculous thread being closed, but I think this is the real problem…

Four days ago, tried to take a bus to the airport; three days later is getting released from a mental hospital. He has the image of the bus route (presumably with the route number) on his phone, yet instead of asking the driver if this bus is the one for tne route he wants, he asks her where the bus stops. He has transfers in his hand, and when directed to give the driver tickets or get off the bus, instead of giving her the transfers, he gets off the bus.

Aren’t transfers accepted as tickets on this bus line? Every public transit system I’ve ridden on (that uses transfers) treats them as a valid form of busfare, provided they’re not expired.

Too much missing information.

Not a troll, though.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the general snark omnibus thread.

I was with you at first. But have you read his Pit thread, especially starting at post #50? He starts trickling in new information (OK, I was on meth. Oh yeah, I was arrested once), he freaks out about Tim Horton’s, he pointedly refuses to answer questions while repeating the same litany of complaints, and he posts something so obviously rambling and crazy (“I mean, I’ve dated mostly French-Canadian girls with light brown skin and now I’m dating an English woman with dark brown skin – just calling a spade a spade here, snow is white, coal is black, skin is shades of brown or shades of pink. I should be well-placed to speak, no?”), and then literally questions if he sounds crazy and rambling.

Maybe he was just prematurely discharged from the psyche ward, but the progression of that thread is making me think troll.

It’s all very trollish in material and style, but if so that was a slow troll with 3 years of infrequent but steady posting. A guy coming down off speed with no sleep and possible psychological problems could come across exactly like a troll and a troll could come across exactly like that guy.

I’m giving up on him due to troll*-ish* craziness. The latest is his claiming that his girlfriend is in favor of his craziness, and is happy about his obsessive behavior… :dubious: oh, and wait, she’s joining him in not sleeping for days and is now also sleep-deprived and could be called crazy.

So, Luc700 is back up top with a new cray-cray thread. I vow to not feed him.
Not gonna do it.
Not gonna do it.

She’s so controlling too. She made him stop posting, but she let him come back and post one last time. He is obedient for such a pussy-whipped little loon.

Yeah, I don’t buy the girlfriend saying “That’s okay, honey. I think it’s sweet that you’re going batshit insane on my behalf…”
But maybe she quietly backed out the door hours ago and he’s so hepped up on Ambien And Anger that he didn’t notice.

I’m giving up on giving up on that thread – it’s the most fun I’ve had in years. Who needs TV?

BloodStalk continuing to JAQ off

And gets a warning for bumping this one. (Guy really loves his soap.)