An Epic failure as I noted early.
I always love happy endings. 
Or is this just the beginning?
They’re linked in the specific Pit thread but since you asked: trolling and failure to follow moderator’s instructions. Did return after that second warning but only one post so far.
This could be a major discovery. It appears that if you ask watchwolf49 questions in the form of bullet points, it elicits responses also in the form of bullet points without ellipsis!
Also, does anyone understand what his cryptic responses about Ruby Ridge in this GQ thread are all about? I can’t get a straight answer.
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=861059
Is Maggie Fehily femmejean redux by any chance? Smells like a sock and the avatar resembles one used by femmejean on “another board”.
Cornfielded already?
Well ol’ Maggie has absconded. No such entity.
I wondered, but didn’t want to leap to suspecting every single Irish person.
What was the thread about?
The effects of injecting alcohol into your scrotum.
Man that really sounded interesting. Like a ‘hazing’ ritual, maybe?
( ok I am leaving, quit throwing stuff!)
And that’s all he gets. Banned!
Report works too, just saying.
Oh, man, now I won’t know whether to go with a classy Single Malt, or if I won’t notice the difference and can get away with using up an old bottle of blended Scotch. Like that McGlenfiddfroig I got on sale at “The Ha’penny Store”…
That’s such happy news, I might just skip my scrotum and use the scotch for a toast instead!
Maybe I present whatever this is: Japanese food is bad, mmmkay?
Grandma maybe shouldn’t eat at them thar fancy schmanzy joints.
I dunno…that seems…well, not inoffensive, because ick, but not trolly.
Huh. I thought it was so blatant I must be wrong.