Eat shit, asshole.
Why do you keep telling nobody in particular to eat shit?
One of the downsides of being a mod is that I can’t put someone on ignore, no matter how worthless their posts.
Why doesn’t that asshole octopus go eat shit?
Hey now! Try to have an original thought. Surely you can upgrade your preprogrammed insult subroutines?
Don’t people get tired of “orange man bad!”, “free speech advocate must smash!”, “____ asshole”, “dat’s racist!1!”, and “I wonder if poster x that isn’t part of our ohsocool clique is a troll or a sock or a trock or a sockroll…”?
shall heretofore be known as “octoculus”
Don’t you get tired of being a pustule?
Nah-We just skip all that and go directly to hating you trolls.
Like most trolls, he comes here to eat shit. He loves the stuff. He claims to hate this place, but he’s constantly bellying up to the trough just to lap up some more.
Don’t kid yourself. We’re all tired of orange man being bad.
I like how you slipped in your fantastical notion that you’re criticized for advocating for free speech.
That is regal sounding.
I propose a “5-Day octopus Plonk Challenge.” It’s easy! Just follow my lead and put him on ignore. After five days, if you feel that your life is in any way diminished, you can take him off your ignore list.
Bet you won’t, because you’ll be much happier (and so will I, not having to see the fucking twit’s inane posts every time someone quotes him).
:(:(:(:(
Maybe we can come to some arrangement where you put a piece of black tape over the top two inches of your screen, and we’ll have a duty rota so that whenever octopus posts something somebody else will immediately add another post just long enough to move octopus’ post under the tape?
:):):):)
I’ll help.
Who are we supposed to be ignoring, now?
Well, you know what they say—if you can’t tell who the mark is …
Does ignore keep you from seeing quoted posts? I didn’t think it worked that way…