Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Fair enough. Thanks for all you do.

You’re welcome.

Meeeeehhhhhh… you just wanted the first post on the page, din’tcha? :wink:

But octopus has a degree in trolling.

That’s why I mentioned pages ago that it’s very meta for that particular poster to post in this thread.

It’s not first on my page. It depends on your page view setting.

You don’t have it set at 9350 posts per page like most people?

It does seem like it’s his very favoritist thread. I did a little spot-checking, and it seems he has far more posts in this thread than the other major Pit threads on the first page.

That’s because the targets in the other massive threads are off board people and they usually skip around from one item to the next, making it difficult to situate himself the center of attention.

Absolutely right. His main objective is to make every thread about him, and what better venue than a thread about trolls?

The Electoral College? :cool:

More deep thoughts from Kamaski.

The general themes from this illustrious contributor seem to vary between “we’re being invaded by aliens” (of the extraterrestrial kind) to “some sort of God-like aliens are controlling our reality”.

He might be right, of course, but Occam’s Razor would suggest a chemical imbalance in Kamaski’s brain that might respond to psychopharmaceutical therapy. And evidence would suggest that the need for such therapy is fairly urgent.

Two posters, including a very recent joiner, link up to spout nonsense about how smoking doesn’t give you lung cancer? Could be coincidence, but it seems suspicious.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=871687

I don’t see any very recent joiners in that thread.

This can only turn out well,

Ah, 2018 not 2019 you are right. Both with around 100 posts.

Sweet, now I can go back to smoking now that my concerns about the health effects have been dismissed.

Oddly, and must be by pure coincidence, even though I’m 6 years older than when I quit, I’m more able to go up a flight of stairs without getting out of breath. Maybe just my imagination.

It was an amusing little thread anyway. fedman was flying his idiot flag proudly. Good lord man. If you want to smoke, go ahead and do it. Trying to rules lawyer the consequences isn’t going to work, however.

Heh, I remember always asking for the cigarettes with the warning about low fetal weight, as those wouldn’t harm me as much as the ones that caused emphysema.

There’s a story (possibly apocryphal) about some Third World country passing legislation to add gruesome pictures of diseased lungs etc to cigarette packets… with subsequent uproar from the citizenry, who wanted their old cigarettes back - the ones that don’t give you all these horrific diseases.