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Cornfielded.
Thanks. Thought I was going mad for a bit.
Dammit. That was awesome too 
It sounded interesting, for some values of interesting.
Disgusting, disturbing, and pathetic, yes. Interesting, no, unless you are interested in infantile scatological fetishes repetitively expressed in an incoherent and illiterate manner.
Believe me, you guys do not want to see what’s in the cornfield.
Come on, who’s NOT interested in that? 
You can have my share.
Doesn’t seem to do you much good, for all he lives in your head.
Normally I would agree, but that was just so weird it was worth reading.
Or, you know, our resident threadshitter brought his bullshit up, and so said bullshit is being discussed.
You seem to care too much about his feelings getting hurt. He’s a big boy. He knows what he’s doing. He doesn’t need momma to defend him
This thread was supposed to be humorous.
I thought I wouldn’t be, but the spirit of scientific inquiry overwhelmed me, and I felt compelled to google “infantile scatological fetishes repetitively expressed in an incoherent and illiterate manner.”
It’s probably even too disturbing for Google, because it returned no hits.
I’ma take Colibri’s word for it.
Quite. And perhaps the bullshitter no longer brings up my name so much because he stopped getting reactions.
Well, it is, in a pratfall sort of way. Kind of like watching a very long failarmy video.
You may make light of it now but imagine how your lives would change if a daughter of yours married Evan Fournier.
Yikes! There go my aspirations of grandfatherhood!
This dipshit. I don’t think he’ll be around long.
Bit soon for that conclusion, no? He could start using spellcheck though.