Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

The word “wipe” should not be associated with food unless it’s done with a napkin to remove something that spilled or othwerise went where it’s not supposed to go.

Doesn’t it?

That is how we eat hummus around here, though - by tearing off a piece of pita and using it to wipe in a semicircular motion. See the very end of this clip for an example.

Really, IMHO Hummus isn’t actually a “dip”. Unlike salsa or guac, it’s too thick and sticky to dip stuff in easily, without risking breakage. Hence the wiping with soft bread.

It’s still dipping. Wiping is for cleaning, not for eating.

Also, I’m no hummus expert, but I’ve eaten hummus at Lebanese, Afghan, Turkish, Moroccan, and many other types of restaurants, and it ranges from quite thick to quite thin depending on the cuisine, in my experience. I find Afghan to be the thinnest, almost like a smoothie.

Point of order - at the end of a plate of spaghetti, one use’s one’s Italian bread to wipe up the dregs. Indeed, a biscuit might serve the same purpose for a bowl of beef stew. Oh, there’s wiping.

I’d call that mopping. Mopping up. As opposed to wiping away.

Most of you won’t get this reference, but HurricaneDitka right now is acting like a guy in a Mafia game who’s just been fingered as scum by a cop, and everyone immediately votes for him, but he keeps posting huge walls positing theories about redirectors and framers, accuses the mod of being gastard for making him a miller without telling him, then tries counterclaiming cop, then says the cop claim was just a reaction test and hardclaims suicide-bombing jester.

You don’t know whether to admire his commitment or be annoyed that he’s insulting everyone’s intelligence. Either way it’s pretty amusing.

Exactly – mopping up excess sauce is just fine.

Yes, very blueberry flavored.

Link for those of us who not in the know?

[VOTE] Hurricane Ditka[/VOTE]

I’m scared of what else about Ditka would be revealed that we don’t already know upon his flip.

Guess who earned himself a 1 week suspension!

We should be on 3 or 4 more scandals by then.

He’ll return to stoutly defend the noble and inspired policies of President Pence.

Please no Horcruxes!

I’m still bitter that I didn’t get that to work :frowning: I laid awake in bed thinking of visions to project…

relevant “On the Fastrack” strip

Thankfully, TPTB here have plenty of fire extinguishers. Unlike, say, the IMDb.

Some YouTuber got mad at me and said I looked like I was born as a birth defect. You’re better just ignoring people like that, and only hanging out where you see constructive criticism.

I don’t know about this. Those YouTubers tend to be on top of things. Maybe post a link to a picture and let us decide for ourselvesl?

So how long before this guy gets the boot?