I want to see if the thread has legs before I answer.
When your first post starts out saying “I promise I’m not a troll”, it’s not a good sign.
To be fair, there is a legitimate question there.
I want to see if it has feet.
There was an episode of ‘House’ about this. He determined you CAN get athlete’s foot in your nose and mouth. Ewwwwww!
(And I like feet)
I bit (uh, bad choice of words) and took a stab at a GQ answer.
If he’s careful and toes the line, he could be around awhile.
I don’t know; he could turn out to be a heel.
I think he’s got sole.
Da trill of victory…
Let’s Achilles foot puns okay?
You’d think a guy with concerns about the health implications of a foot fetish would go to one of the many fetish boards on the internet. Or write to Dan Savage. Instead of, say, asking here. In his first post.
I wonder if hookers take gold and silver?
His deep concerns about men, testosterone and incels, and not having any friends, have a not unfamiliar feel— somewhat like that of woven wool or cotton, stretchy, calf-hugging. Can’t quite put my toe on it…
I agree. He’s a shoe-in.
Wow. He really can’t stay away from his tells, can he?
I’m beginning to think he may not be Indonesian.
Are the last few posts just foot puns, or some sort of allusions that this poster a sock? If a sock, who?
Foot puns alluding to suspicion that it’s a sock. It smells like femmejean to me, but those posters all start to blend together in my mind.
It’s hard to tell one asshole apart from another. They all sound the same and stink terribly.