Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Around the time you rock up with 2 sixpacks. The extra one is to pour out for your poor departed *Mitläufer *.

In other words, it’s not about debating with Nazis or anything like that. It’s about cozying up to them and licking their jackboots.

Not that “Holocaust denier” and “Nazi” are synonymous, in any case.

I didn’t expect you to self-destruct quite so spectacularly.

I don’t know what you think self destruction is, but that’s hardly it. That’s just a true fact.

You insist upon drawing a distinction between Holocaust deniers and Nazis.

Gee, I wonder why.

Wouldn’t be that surprised if there were a Holocaust denier who was not actually a Nazi. Based on a happy state of ignorance, since I don’t know anyone who fits either category.

Some Nazis are proud of the Holocaust and don’t bother denying it.

And there are whole groups of people who deny the Holocaust besides Nazis.

Neither of these are obscure facts to anybody with half a brain and minimal political awareness. I can see how that might exclude you, but don’t project your intellectual failings my way with whatever weird veiled hinting you’re doing.

Got something to say, say it, motherfucker. Or, you know, take up my original suggestion and fuck off.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is a Holocaust denier and certainly not a Nazi; he’s anti-Semitic.

Remember, kids: if a random guy on the Internet says it’s fine, it’s fine!

Being held accountable for one’s bigotry is not being “violently suppressed”. And being denied a private platform for one’s views is likewise not being “violently suppressed”.

We did. That’s how we know what Nazis are when we encounter them.

Good riddance Hurricane Shithead!

Oh, come the fuck on.

It couldn’t be a more obvious troll if it painted itself green and ran up and down the main drag in a loincloth dragging a club behind it. Yelling “Trolling Times Are Here Again!” at the top of its lungs.

I would like to see a sample of his work.

You have to admire the OP there. It’s all perfectly fine and then, right at the end, it’s suddenly “Oh dear, I appear to have accidentally dropped my bucket of poison down your well. Oopsie!”

Withholding judgement for the moment. Poster Conspirologist has only posted once so far. Xe may turn out to be entertaining, so perhaps we shouldn’t scare’em off just yet.

Now he’s started a real thread, and I’m going to go with either entertaining or sad, depending on your views of mental illness.

I must warn that the elite have conceived human clones

So, all it takes to become elite is to give birth to twins?

Yeah, I’m not a psychologist, but this kinda screams untreated schizophrenia to me.

Are you new to the internet?

We’ve had some schizophrenic delusional posts on here before. They are usually not that coherent. They make tons of connections that only make sense to them.

Not sure if they’re a troll or not yet, though. Conspiracy theorists who are convinced they have proof something happened do exist. I do think pretending to be one would be a good troll strategy, but I didn’t see a blatant troll tell yet.

You do have to be careful to distinguish between profoundly irrational people and trolls. Simply making an extremely flawed argument is not enough alone to identify trolling.

It needs to be done in a way that would piss a reasonable person off, or which plays on the known hot buttons of the target audience.

Yeah, I also think that’s just another garden variety conspiracy loon. We haven’t had one in a quite a long time.

Yeah, not schizophrenic. Just a sad, weak excuse for a person who’s desperate to have secret knowledge that gives some control over a sad, weak excuse for a life.