Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Bunch of bored busy bodies in this thread. It’s not hard to not read threads that aren’t interesting.

octupus is still here? I’d’ve thought he’d be banned by now.

Have to wonder why he reads this thread.

He likes seeing his name in print.

Oh I don’t know, you never know what kind of great recipes you might find.

No simple Monty, octopus isn’t banned and probably won’t ever be banned. I’ve never been banned from any board. Just because you have terrible reading comprehension and believe nonsense doesn’t mean the mods do. Anyways, I’m surprised I’m occupying real estate in that head of yours.

And why do I read this thread? It’s interesting to see how others think. I find the tut-tutting over supposed trolls counter productive and I wonder why those who believe certain posters are trolls reward them? If I think someone is a troll I just don’t respond.

But here it’s almost like people can’t help themselves.

If don’t realize why a thread keeping track of trolls is useful when we can’t call them trolls in thread, then I don’t know what to tell ya.

A troll is not a legitimate poster, and they post only to disrupt the rest of the board.

You are an asshole, octopus, but I don’t think you’re a troll. However, your posts in this thread are getting trollish. If you aren’t interested in this thread, then follow your own advice.

Worst. Demotivator poster. EVER.

Sung to the tune of You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.

You are an asshole, octopus.
You nearly are a troll,
Your posts are simply awful,
It’s as though you have no soul,
octopu-u-u-US!
We’d be better off if you’d make like your cephalopodic namesake and retreat into an
(BOOM! BOOM!)
Undersea hole!

Just one verse is enough of an effort for me…

It’s the Pit. Don’t be silly. And I’d appreciate if you toned down that potty mouth a bit.

I am interested in this thread. I think some of the irrational obsessions some posters here have about others is unhealthy.

That’s pretty good. Shame you didn’t do the whole song though.

You nearly are a troll” put me in mind of a completely different song,
octopus, man,
Ha ha, charâde you are,
You sea born mad thing,
Ha ha, charâde you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken dicks
You’re nearly a good laugh
Almost a troll
With your beak down in the sea muck
Saying, keep on digging
Big hole in the sea floor
How do you hope to climb
Out of the deep slime?
You’re nearly a laugh
You’re nearly a laugh
But you’re really a cryyyy

So, now that Great White Dope has started his thread on abiogenics, anybody wondering if he is Calico Jack? He liked to make anti-evolution posts amidst his anti-liberal posts.

(As an aside, I remembered a few posts CJ made but didn’t remember his username. While doing some key word googling to try to turn it up, I found a post he made about TSD on a different forum–apparently he can’t even get along with what seems to be a forum by trolls and for trolls.)

I like the first reply he got.

And now GWD is trying to prove…somethingby equating something he explicitly doesn’t believe (climate change) with something he explicitly does (religion)

Seriously, I have no idea how he thinks he’ll convince anyone to take his side with this method.

Some trolls are entertaining. GWD is simply annoying and rather idiotic to boot.

He doesn’t. He doesn’t have a “side”. I can readily believe that he’s a denizen of the alt-right, but no one could be stupid enough to believe the stuff he trolls about and still be able to walk upright or type on a keyboard. He is a classic troll whose sole purpose is to annoy, infest the board with total bullshit, and get well-meaning people to waste their time, thus disrupting the message board in the same manner as a virus. The board needs to ban him already, and soon, without waiting for sock-matching, because socking isn’t the main problem with this one.

Why posters think that guy is ever going to return to that thread is beyond me.

Why can’t it be both? I say 70 percent asshole and 30 percent troll.