Why did you focus on that one word out of that whole post? If you don’t know, I don’t know how we can help you with your problem. Have you considered seeing a mental health professional?
He mentions flaring nostrils, mumbling, MAGA hats, and beady little bloodshot eyes, and all you have to comment on is that he said penis?
It’s telling.
ETA: Ninja’d by Czarcasm. I feel like this has happened before, and I don’t like it!
Anyone know what an OC is?
(And Miller is hilarious)
OC = Original Content, as opposed to a repost.
Not even close. Fark, for example, has an order of magnitude more trolls.
I think in this case, OC stands for original character, as in a fan created character, as opposed to a character that already exists in canon.
Well, these were all imgur links. OC on imgur means original content.
“Original character” gets more hits on Urban Dictionary.
The characters in those threads were all created by the topic starter.
He should have issued another one for the “me and Shaan” and “me and my brother” [did X] abominations.
And it’s not like red licorice is even licorice. Licorice is a flavor, not a shape, and certainly not strawberry or cherry.
IME, red things are never licorice.
I don’t think this guy is a troll per se, but Dude Robert is VERY different.
His latest…
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I would assume that a “standard civilian” being murdered would naturally issue the standard death-cry. It’s well known to the police. It sounds a little like the mating call of a moose, and the police even have special horns that sound like it to attract murderers.
The irony of the above is that the Dude was responding to a thread by femmejean, which makes the whole thing so very sad.
Hey, she sprayed Fabreeze on it, what more do you want?? 
Can we trap them all in one big thread where they spin out of control in some sort of death spiral?
Yes, but most people on Fark know what trolling is and don’t generally argue with them for 8 pages.
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I’m sure this will turn out well.
No posts as yet…
Chimera’s Guide to Republican Trolls
Step 1: Post a stupidly false, misleading or just wildly inaccurate meme or claim.
Well now you’ve done it. You went and said something stupid and/or hurtful that wasn’t true because you didn’t care, you wanted it to be true, or you thought it would hurt other people, thus giving your pathetic life more meaning in the same way that beating your wife and kids makes you feel slightly more important and not as powerless.
A. If Liberals respond with anger, laugh, because this is the only enjoyment you’re going to get out of it. You showed your hand. You’re a pathetic low grade moron with no power who is angry at the world and you really stuck it to those people you’ve chosen to hate, right?
B. If people point out how blatantly, wildly false and easily disproven your statement is, you have three choices;
b1: “If you don’t like it, don’t read it”. Smug, stupid and to the point. You don’t admit that you’re a moron and you refuse to discuss it any further.
b2: Cite a lot of questionable sources, some of which are saying things remotely related. It doesn’t matter if the article actually says the opposite of what you’re claiming, a lot of cites makes you sound smart and well informed. Most other low grade morons won’t read any of it and you’ll win right here.
b3; GISH GALLOP! My look at the time. Here’s a story about Bill Clinton, more on Hillary’s emails and look at these 17 articles on how Obama picked his nose! Basically, this is the go-to tactic for those just bright enough to realize that their original post revealed their true depths of stupid and hope to distract the conversation away from their failure. You shoot a bunch of bullshit into the other guy’s face and hope he’s more worried about the shit on his face than the fact that you’re a dumbass.
Step 2: Turn the conversation away from your blatant idiocy and instead claim to have done this deliberately because it is fun to bait Liberals.
Well, the only real problem with this tactic is that you’re claiming not to be a dumbass by virtue of instead being a raging douchebag who takes pleasure in making other people angry. Of course, it is the perfect lead into…
Step 3: “See? It is you LIBERALS who are the real racists/haters/snowflakes! You can’t take a joke and you resort to name calling.”
It takes someone real special to claim they’re deliberately trolling and being an asshole to people just because they’ve decided to hate them, then act insulted and hurt because they’re called out on their shit.
Good show for boasting about deliberately pissing people off, then getting butt-hurt when those people decide they don’t like you. Most people learned things like that in Kindergarden.
Judging by their mentality, most Trumpsters are kindergarten dropouts. Couldn’t handle the intellectual rigor. Couldn’t handle the finger-painting with their short little pudgy fingers. Couldn’t handle the pressures of the social milieu, like the anti-American socialism being taught there about how it’s nice to share your toys. Kids who don’t have the best toys are losers. No one shares their toys with losers.