Omnibus WTF Thread

There’s an Omnibus “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” Thread thread, but this thread is for news that doesn’t rise to Pit levels.

You don’t have the right to marry your laptop

The question here is whether he is serious or just looking for his 15 minutes of fame.

The guy is some kind of anti-porn (and probably anti-SSM) crusading nutter. Probably a gay porn aficionado.