LOL, you’ve already hit 1000, and I’ve been here a month longer than you and am only to 400 or so…how DO you do it? I think perhaps we both need a life though…this internet thing will rot your brain if you let it!
Happy 1000 Jarbabj
:eek:
Jarbaby’s giggling and dancing at me!
:hiding behind drapes in pleased embarassment:
Honestly, though, Jarbaby, you rock. Hard. Have a nice day!
Well, hell, a momentous decision like taking on an indentured sex toy, I have to clear it with my lovely wife katrina first. She read this last night, and finally, after all, gave her consent for the arrangement. I had to agree to share you with her, though; I think seventy-thirty was what we ended up working out.
My attorneys will be contacting you with the appropriate paperwork shortly, including a preferences questionnaire (dietary restrictions? padded restraints or steel? you get the idea).
All I can say, jarbaby - your posts are a pleasure to read, you’re about the most talented flirter I’ve ever seen, and I look forward to much more… interaction… in the future.
Keep it up, gorgeous.
Saaayyyyyy…I knew I was talented at SOMETHING for God’s sake.
Perhaps I should move to Amsterdam and become a prostitute?
jarbaby
Amsterdam, hell - there are those of us ahem who’re willing to pay good money right here in Chicago! 