What one question would you ask God?
How racially/ethnically mixed was your childhood neighborhood, school, & church?
What one question would you ask God?
Questions about… shaving
**You Have to Leave Your Country–Which of your Neighbor Nations Would you Choose?
Pact with the Devil - How To? **
Better Hell than Canada, huh?
**Teabaggers
Fuck Rush Limbaugh **
Yuck. Not even they deserve that.
So, I think I’d really like to have a cat. But I’m allergic. Is there any hope?
I’m generally not a total idiot. But this one time…
OMG, call 911
So, the answer is “No”, I take it.
Jump starting cars and reversing the poles
No Richter Scale?
Generally not. Spray a few cans of engine starter fluid in there and try again, you should get a Richter reading.*
*Do not try this at home. I knew a guy who was having trouble starting his old beater, and figured that a couple squirts of starter fluid might not be enough to do the trick, so he sprayed in a whole can. The resulting burst of flames ignited the basket of clean laundry that he’d placed on the car’s roof. Hilarious story.
they technically had another title in between them, but it must be done:
Note to Microsoft Excel.
You might want to cut back on the Twinkies
They line up now.
Is there any hope at all for Haiti?
Japanese whale whores
Sounds uhm, interesting. Care to elaborate?
What would be a cool “fun day” for 7th graders?
Little boys in the womens’ locker room
By the time they hit 7th grade they’re not so little anymore. But they probably would enjoy it.
Stop me before I do something stupid
Waiting Til Marriage . . . Did you? Why?
What percentage of straight men would rape women under “ideal” circumstances?
Waiting til Marriage…Did you? Why?
Call me old fashioned, but I believe a guy should marry a woman before raping her.
I’m converting to the metric system
Let the squeeing commence
Yes, that is adorable, I guess.
**How Do Pharmacies Handled Prescriptions Not Picked Up
$1.99 + Free Shipping, How Does This Ebay Seller Make Money?
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How did you handle your drop in libido?
I’m getting married today!
Yep, that’ll do it.
How did you handle your drop in libido?
I’m getting married today!
Hmm, your husband might not be thrilled with that method. 
ETA: Dang you, chicken wire! Dang you to heck!
Fine, I’ll just go find another one -
You might want to cut back on the Twinkies
Weirdo cat
That is a weird cat.
Sorry, so sorry, great minds and all that. 
What percentage of straight men would rape women under “ideal” circumstances?
Am I a bad daddy?
Who’s your bad daddy?
**What is the Haitian government doing?
Seeing Back in Time?
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** So, ever been through colonoscopy prep?
Oh god, what did I just drink? **
** Friends don’t let friends use Internet Explorer.
Firefox Issues with Vista **
So … you’re a Chrome person then?