On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas...

It’s raining in Los Angeles
Smart dogs, dumb dogs

What about the cats?

** Poll: What is your gender?

Little boys in the womens’ locker room**

Ask the particle physicist
Oh god, what did I just drink?

Let’s put it this way…if they ever remake D.O.A. again, you’re a shoo-in for the lead role.

** Dating advice?

How did you handle your drop in libido?

I’m converting to the metric system
**

It’s over 150 mm long…

**What’s my title?

Do you reveals secrets about yourself on the Dope that you don’t to anybody else? **

Even my friends and family don’t know I’m Dr. Soandso.

**How are you going to fix the United States?

Any decent sexploitation films?**

I think this was Bill Clinton’s strategy …

**If you had to pick only one type of meat for the rest of your life…

Any decent sexploitation films? **

Ahem ahem ahem.

**Real Life Meetings of Members
OMG, call 911 **

Some relationships are best kept on the Internet.

**What happens to health care if Brown wins?
Little boys in the womens’ locker room
**
With the wrench!

** Should I Buy This Horse?

Waiting til Marriage…Did you? Why? **

Why buy the horse when you can get the milk for free? Or something like that…

How did you handle your drop in libido?
I finally got some good pictures of my kitten!

Sunny California (most of the time)
It’s raining in Los Angeles

Well, now I’m confused.

**I just bought a cast iron skillet. What should I make?
Anyone like liver & onions? **

**Things you’re shocked to find out some people don’t know.
Are all women’s faces filthy? **

I didn’t know that!
**My dad once stomped a kitten to death.
I live in Chicago now **

At least your future kittens are safe now.
**Programmers: bugs which have driven you out of your mind
My cousin is having emergency brain surgery. **

That’s… a pretty bad bug.

** Republican Senate Victory

Congrats Scott Brown! Massachusetts Has A Great New Senator!
Evidence of a Creator **

I think there are Democrats who will disagree

Desperately need help with stupid TI-83 plus calculator question!!!
How to dye mice

I don’t think a calculator will help with that.

What Happened to H1N1 Swine Flu?
Oh god, what did I just drink?

I’m generally not a total idiot. But this one time…
Oh god, what did I just drink?

Do you reveals secrets about yourself on the Dope that you don’t to anybody else?
I live in Chicago now

And enjoying the witness protection program, I hope.

**Teabaggers?
Damn juice.
**

**Is there Northeastern American folk music?
Douchebag songs
**
Are you talkin to me?

**Do you reveals secrets about yourself on the Dope that you don’t to anybody else?

Private parts **

Biblically-approved wrongdoings
Teabaggers?