On the 200th sequential thread of Christmas...

In praise of the Women of the Dope!
Little boys in the women’s locker room

An audience that’s practically guaranteed to praise you.

**Gays and lesbians - Does seeing members of the same sex in the locker room do anything for you?
How about a national historian? **
Yeah, national historians. There’s a boner just waiting to happen.

Health benefits of apple cider vinegar - real or bunk?
Am I having orgasms?

Maybe, but that’s probably because you’re doing the ear candling wrong.

What Happened to H1N1 Swine Flu?
I live in Chicago now

And you can just stay there.

Separated by two, but worth putting here:

**What kind of food do you feed your dog?

Nasal rinse puppy chow **

Ewwwww!

**What happens to health care if Brown wins?
Teabaggers
**

**What kind of food do you feed your dog?
Should I Buy This Horse?
**

What does China gain by claiming Taiwan?
Medical Marijuana

Yeah man, those Taiwan dudes grow some primo shit.

** I’m really feeling down - can anyone cheer me up?

K-Y Intense **

** Things that go bump in the night
Am I having orgasms? **

Bumpy ones

**how does cheap/subsidized food from the West hurt poor subsistence farmers?

toilet trouble**
Probably the lack of fibre.

What kind of food do you feed your dog?
Things that go bump in the night

Yes, some are quite tasty.

Talk me out of purchasing an iPod touch
“Touch” being one of the 5 senses

I’d say you’re out of touch.

Lesbian wedding attire - no dresses please
Questions about… shaving

Just…not going there.

** My dad once stomped a kitten to death.
Once, 50 years ago. For 20 minutes.

:eek:

This fat acceptance rant does more harm than good
January 2010 Weight Loss Thread**

**Something Spider Something Me

It’s my turn to hold the spider!**

(Funnier when you see that the OP of the first thread is about the OP’s fear of spiders.

I saw this one this morning:

Has anyone in your family disappeared? On purpose?
Once, 50 years ago. For 20 minutes.

What if President Barack Obama decided to legalize marijuana?
So the cat peed on the bed

Well, we’re all excited.

**A question of relationship semantics
Am I having orgasms?
**
If by “orgasm” you mean “just being friends”, then yes.

**Computer security: what dvives you nuts?
Poorly Conceived Shop Names
**
I know I slap my head every time I drive by the OurPayrollPasswordIsPassword tool and die plant.

What’s for dinner tonight?
Utterly basic Chili

That’s it?

Sounds more like things that go bump and grind in the night.