**You hit a dog on an interstate. What’s the right thing to do?
I met a dog on the interstate – what would you have done? **
“Me, I’d hit it.”
Separated by one (that I’ve eliminated) in Great Debates right now:
** Japanese whale whores
“Scientists say dolphins should be treated as ‘non-human persons’” **
Sure, now that the Japanese have taught them prostitution!
**What are the US’s biggest problems and how do we fix them
Japanese whale whores**
Are Japanese whale whores the problem, or the solution? Or are they like alcohol, and a little bit of both?
Japanese whale whores
No, you ignoramuses, this isn’t racist (or, “Here we go again…”)
You’re the President tomorrow- what’s the first secret thing you ask about?
Ovals, circles and the definition of "round"
How Newspapers Used To Describe Anal Sex
The most Pittable event in your own personal history/lifetime
Hey, SDMB slang makes the papers!
The Best Deal I have Gotten Recently
Ask the housecleaner who specializes in squalor recovery
Can anybody make heads or tails of this article?
How Newspapers Used To Describe Anal Sex
**Is there any way to ship packagtes overseas cheaply these dats?
British capital ships and magazine explosions **
“It’s not called the Round Office, Mr. President.”
**I’m generally not a total idiot. But this one time…
Poorly Thought-Out Abbreviations **
Yeah, “International Division of Internal Organization Tactics” didn’t turn out so hot.
**Reusable Menstrual pads…do you/would you use them?
Renting vs Buying **
Using reading glasses
Cannot find page
Get a better pair of glasses.
How will my computer be messed up come Monday?
“My Computer”? Shouldn’t it be “Your Computer”? Or just “Computer”?
It’s the computer apocalypse! :eek:
** Church-goers: What do you get out of attending services?
The opposite sex**
It’s true, church is just one giant pick-up joint.
**we are earthlings, mars has martians…who are the rest?
The opposite sex **
No, hang on, that’s not how it goes. Men are from Mars, earthlings are from Earth, women are from… oh, forget it.
How would you go about diminishing corruption in third world countries?
Conservatism, evolution, global warming, and the truth.
Wow, that sounds pretty comprehensive.
How are you going to fix the United States?
Conservatism, evolution, global warming, and the truth.
Church-goers: What do you get out of attending services?
The opposite sex
Using a church as a pick-up joint just doesn’t seem right.
My frogs make noise!
6.5 earthquake off Cape Mendocino. Aftershocks continuing
Better check on your guinea pigs. There’s a black hole developing off Alpha Centauri.