On the heels of Cheery Coke

… It’s Straight Dope Cherry!

The even have a message board! But like Cherry Coke, it’s a pale imitation:

Um… I think it’s some kind of rock and/or roll band.

I prefer morose coke myself.

Pfft. Coke should be brown, not blue.

I’m sure glad the band photo identified the location as being Hoboken. For a second there, I was sure it was Ho-ho-kus!

PSA: Don’t do the brown cherries.

I like “Straight Dope Lemon-Lime” better as a band name.