On the media

And now, in celebration of my 300th Post, an observation on the Media, as Haiku.

odd, colourful rag
hits my door at four thirty
I never read it

oh, my tom brokaw
mellifluous is a word
you, born in Yankton

Fox: Fair and balanced.
chucklechuckle
chucklesnort
wheezeguffaw*guffaw**

Weblogs come and go
With a moment’s relevance
Like trendy nightclubs.

The sky is falling
Deceptiondollar dot com
I’ll stick to Tabloids

No haikus allowed!
To MPSIMS
I gladly move this

black ink, color ink
it is all the same to me
unless it’s comics

Fashion magazines’
Bumper fall issues: back pain
For your mail handler.

Like Lady Macbeth’s
Bloodied hands, was the scandal
At the “Gray Lady”.

Like snowflakes drifting
In October: the blizzard
Of fall catalogues.

Sean Penn, Johnny Depp
Tim and Susan Sarandon
I must be wasted