And now, in celebration of my 300th Post, an observation on the Media, as Haiku.
odd, colourful rag
hits my door at four thirty
I never read it
oh, my tom brokaw
mellifluous is a word
you, born in Yankton
Fox: Fair and balanced.
chucklechucklechucklesnort
wheezeguffaw*guffaw**
Weblogs come and go
With a moment’s relevance
Like trendy nightclubs.
The sky is falling
Deceptiondollar dot com
I’ll stick to Tabloids
No haikus allowed!
To MPSIMS
I gladly move this
black ink, color ink
it is all the same to me
unless it’s comics
Fashion magazines’
Bumper fall issues: back pain
For your mail handler.
Like Lady Macbeth’s
Bloodied hands, was the scandal
At the “Gray Lady”.
Like snowflakes drifting
In October: the blizzard
Of fall catalogues.
Sean Penn, Johnny Depp
Tim and Susan Sarandon
I must be wasted