So it’s Spring break and that means this marks the 7th year in a row of having now friends outside of school and nothing to do except sit alone at home and do fuck-all.
Normally it’s just business as usual and I don’t notice this fact, but it didn’t help that I saw my friend from High School two days ago and she’s engaged. I’m happy for her, but it was just a little er… gut-wrenching thinking about how my friend is getting married and I haven’t even so much as hung out at the mall with, well, ANYONE, ever, since Spring Break in 7th grade.
And then there’s the girl I like, yeah I’m pretty sure she likes me too, but you know what? It’s time to face it, I’ll never know, ever, I’ve never worked up the nerve to ask anyone out and I never will, I accept it. Probably the only way I could remove that brain filter is if she walked in one day and literally smacked me with the clue-by-four (yes, literally, I mean she would actually walk in carrying a wooden plank with “clue” written on it and then gobsmack me while explaining slowly she likes me, and that’s just to raise the chances from 0% to .01%). I’m the king of “excuses so retarded I don’t even believe them when I make them.” “Oh the invitation should evolve naturally from a conversation!”
Naturally from what? “Oh, there are too many unknowns.” Right, okay, I don’t know if she has a boyfriend and I have the shakiest evidence imaginable she MIGHT, and the context following the conversation I walked in on heavily suggests she was talking about something else ENTIRELY. And even if she did it’s not like I’m some guy she’s barely tolerating, I know almost for a fact she wouldn’t feel creeped out by me if I tried. “But what if you’re just projecting and she doesn’t really like you!?” Uh… huh, and I’m certain that hyper-squeeing when she talks about the freaking pencil I gave her (yes, there is slightly more background to this) and her getting all excited that I like the same webcomic as her is just her special way of telling me to go die in a fire, right? But no, brain, you keep ending all of our conversations with an awkward silence even though I know your “rationalizations” make no sense. Every freaking conversation talktalktalktalktalkgreattimetalktalktalk Mutual stare for 15 seconds (in unison)“So… bye.” It’s not like advice would help either, I know what to do, pulling it off is something else entirely, for God knows what reason.
There, that felt good, I needed a “vent your emo” thread.