I just know - inside me there is something.
Something waiting to be typed.
Something that will blow the minds of anyone who reads it.
It is waiting for the day when my ability to understand and express it is sufficient.
Sufficient for me to release it into the world.
When that day comes - No Straight Dope post you read from that moment on will come close to it’s perfection.
You will lose the will to read posts because you will know that it’s all downhill from there onwards.
You may even lose the will to live.
But it doesn’t matter.
It doesn’t matter because there will no longer be a need to live.
The post will be ultimate. It will be final. It will be as good as your life will get. You will be happy to die once you’ve read it.
Wait for that day.
It will come.
One day.