http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROlUB99IJRs Youtube link. 30secs.
If you understand why this is really funny; you must be an Ozzy fan.
He’s a good sport.
I saw that the other day and thought it was hilarious. Good for you, Oz!
So, he needs to take a ride to his hellycopter?
(Anyone else remember that one?)
Oh God (not Og), fuck him.
Does this mean you don’t like the Oz man then? < scratches head >
Anyway, with regards to the OP, yeah, that’s awesome! I’ve often wondered if Sharon and the kids have developed some sort of Ozzy-speak, like you do with babies just learning how to talk and only their loved ones can understand them.
Good on him for not taking himself too seriously. It’s almost as cool as Alice. 
Amusing advert for sure, but I had no problem understanding his first and third mutterings, second one was tough…
1; Can I have a black coffee, please?
2; <unintelligible> (obviously a street address)
3; Well, I’d say it’s bollocks
I always wanted a talk show to have Kieth Richards and Ozzie on at the same time. You would need English to English subtitles across the bottom of the screen.
Does he simply have an accent, or is there some sort of medical problem here?
Serious medical problems, and some of it is based on the drugs he’s taking for the serious medical problems.
Mostly caused by taking serious amounts of drugs.
He’s fucking Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of Fucking Darkness. And he can still sing.