Hoo boy…
After attending close to 10 Dopefests, this is gonna take a while. Two questions.
One, is it okay if I email this to you tonight, hon?
Two, is it ok if we deliberately leave off names?
Sent, tater. This may not only qualify you as evil genius, but may, in fact, qualify you for my “just about a deity” list! 
If it helps, tater I only sent it once (and from my hotmail account vs. my work account - for some reason, I didn’t think having the subject line of “insane” would inspire confidence)
and, re the toaster, ok, so it’s 220 v - the least you could do is put a sticker on it saying “wring’s property” or something.
It’s alright, tater, wring can have the toaster! I have a working toaster, it’s my 12 year old kettle that was an 18th birthday present that Mark killed, not the toaster. I wouldn’t want to get you in trouble!
I only sent mine once too.
This will be an ongoing thing, so tonight is fine.
You don’t have to put everybody in, or tell the truth about what you did with them. It might lower your “rating” but that could be a good thing. Depends on how you look at it, really.
And I don’t know why but several of the mails have popped up 3,4 one even 5 times. If it’s an evil plot, it’s a pretty lame one, if you ask me.
I just sent one, so if you got more from me, it’s some sort of spontaneous generation… <cue eerie music>
wow. I feel so pathetic…
could more people please mail/IM/ICQ me?
NO this is NOT a desparate plea for attention…
I smell BLACKMAIL or something. I’m glad I don’t know anyone.
tater
I will try to send this tonight. Unfortunately I’ve done nothing I can be blackmailed for. 
Is tomorrow too late - not sure when I’ll be home tonight as I have a stud monkey interview (aka date) after work today.
My list is on its way. I think I got everyone.
I have to admit, I’m getting curious now.
But don’t give me “connections” that you don’t want used. I could make a mistake, and I don’t want to be responsible for any hurt feelings or misunderstandings.
Sheesh…whodda thunk I’dve needed to say that? My we are an “active” group aren’t we?
The reason I asked for the “slept with/married” part was that it’s part of the joke…I’d explain, but it would give it away, wouldn’t it? That is also why the platonic sleeping was asked. NOT to get dirt on anyone, so you don’t have to share anything you don’t want too. I can keep a secret! Just ask that one person, you know, that one, that I’ve kept their secret for months now, even though I’m itching to tell everyone because it’s such a gooood secret, but I didn’t. And I won’t. Mostly because they could blackmail the hell out of me if they wanted, but also because I am a tater of honor. 
Hmm… could be bahavioral psych…Tatertot likes telling people what to do and having them do it…
Don’t worry. I’m sure your contact list is longer than mine.
Oh no! I’ve gone into chat three or four times now and talked with many lovely people, but the room is always so incredibly crowded, and I’m usually spacy and tired because it’s late, and the user names there aren’t always the same as the ones here, and…and…and…
I should have known I’d be tested and taken notes. At least I have a record of the (limited) email contacts!
I’ve sent mine as you requested (work address, different name).
You certainly have MY interest piqued.
The quintuplicate e-mails won’t stop! Noooooo!
I’ve changed the name of the game to 3 degrees of Focal Point because a heck of a lot of people have a rating of 1.25 and Cecil Adams has a rating of 3.0. And I was wrong, Kevin Bacon has a rating of 1.25, too. Hoo! Ahh!
It doesn’t matter if you forget somebody, I won’t tell…and once this is up (less than 2 weeks!), I’m going to make the slow people figure out their own.
That is so weird because you are the second person to tell me that today, the first being the Spark. I took their New Match Test today and they said I was:
The Drama Queen
Independant Evil Love Taker
SYNOPSIS
Selfish, flirty, moody. You like: romance, love, lust, gossip, pain, suffering, and emotional disembowelment. You dislike: anything that moves you from your palace at the center of the universe. If Bette Midler were more attractive, she’d be a Drama Queen, but we don’t let her use TheSpark.
Admit that you’re slightly selfish, in need of love, and you talk a lot. You want a guy, or maybe a bunch of guys, that will fawn over you, listen to what you have to say, and look good on your arm.
OK, now that that’s out on the table–in total, you’re not so bad. You’re quite affectionate once you find someone to meet your high standards. And you’re assertive, which many people find refreshing. You will have a successful career because you’re always ready to climb. Also, you’re probably physically attractive. You move well (like a sophisticated woman) because of your self-awareness.
Does that sound like me? I always thought of myself as, well, more nice & sweet. Kind of like a cute l’il puppy dog. But MisterTot says it sounds just like me…he must not wuv me.
Oooh, I got an idea! How about we drop this plot-business and all go take the test instead? My name is Tracytot, so if anyone gets matched up with me, let me know.
Just sent it! But I think I sent it to the wrong email.
Oh well, you’ll get it!
I sent 20 copies. Don’t you dare break the chain on me now!
Sent.
Okay, let’s see if I have this right. You want me, the (un)Official FEMALE Chat Addict, 2001, to remember every doper I’ve chatted with?! ::chants I think I can, I think I can:: This could take a while. 
I’ll get it to you as soon as I can.