Wow. Pretty damn good, Jophiel. Now I gotta get the music to that so I can sing the new lyrics!
Chris said:
Ahem. It was more like 1:30. Just want the credit for that extra hour-and-a-half.
Ellelle: You didn’t think I’d be ebullient? What did you think I’d be? 
I also want to know: Does anybody know what inertiacakes’ ear tastes like?
OH MY GOD! Joph, that is beautiful.
Absolutely perfect.
“I like toast.”
Falcon, how the hell did they let you graduate without learning the rudiments of Asshole?
Otium, Catulle, tibi molestum est:
otio exsultas nimiumque gestis:
otium et reges prius et beatas
perdidit urbes.
Fretful…I was too busy playing quarters at Paul’s Deli, and Circle of Death.
David B- Strangely enough, it tasted like pickle relish.
Very good, Joph. And true to the rhyme schemes. My beret, sir, is off to you.
Now I’m gonna have that song in my head all day long.
Waste
Flick Lives!
So where’s the all-knowing frat boy?
As I said last night, Joph, you’re a master. I’ll have to practice your lyrics before we do this again. And it sounds as though there will be an again, surprisingly enough.
I’m looking forward to the pics as well, although Falc tells me the action shot UncleB got of me slurping down a Rolling Rock came out a little blurry.
We’re all waiting with bated breath for Omni and Alpha to check back in. I’ve been half tempted to stay up until 3 just to catch Chin Ho and the gang, in tribute to Alpha’s impeccable taste in television programming.
I’ll go on record now as saying I’ll make it to the next Chicago meeting, as long as everyone lets me know what’s going on, and I promise to fix the reply feature on my outgoing mail. And like I said last night, it says something that my biggest weekend since the year started consisted of me hanging out with 20 people I’d never met. It was a terrible amount of fun, guys, and thanks.
Oh, and lest she remove any more of my chest hair, I’ll attribute my sig line…
“I’ll give you guys a dollar if you make out right now.”
-Vblaise, coaxing forth the mating ritual of reluctant Dopers.
If anyone does think of planning another Chicago-fest, before the end of July would be awesome as i’d still be here. My talents stop at piss-ups in breweries so someone else must take the honours.
I didn’t so much fall off the bed as I “transitioned from bed to floor in a less than graceful manner”. So there.
As far as the time we left The Spot - I know I left at 12:30, because of the Great Beer Crisis. Seems that all of Springfield stops selling beer around midnight. Omni managed to find someone in the bar that knew of a place we could snag some booze, so off we went. Along the way, we found inertia and elelle wandering the streets.
From that point on, suffice it to say that there was Pucker-passing, dancing, loud singing, geeks on laptops, bottles breaking, people fleeing to the “Quiet Room”, random items thrown out the screen-less windows, people (ok, person) making a less-than-graceful move to the floor, males kissing for paltry sums, and of course, the inevitable hotel security showing up to kick us out.
A rousing success, I must say. I echo everyone else when I say a big thanks goes to Flyp (who can sing EXACTLY like the Barenaked Ladies)and has a very nice and clean apartment.
Ohmygod. Jophiel, that was masterful. You’ve left nothing for me to say, except you earned that passionate kiss.
Photos are on the way folks. The shots I had got to Falcon late last night and she’s going to post them sometime this evening if time allows. Prepare to be shocked!
I am going to take this opportunity to thank everyone for a wonderful evening and extend another open invitation to the upcoming Toledo event. There’s a thread around here somewhere, but I’ll leave it to you to find it.
Here’s mud in yer eye!
Yer pal, UncleBeer.
Not only did we get indoctrinated into the mid-70s world of felonious activity on an island paradise, Flyp and I were pleasantly surprised to see Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first feature length film on some late late TV movie. I looked it up on IMDB, it’s called Hercules in New York. Ahhnold is credited as “Arnold Strong”. This was seven years before “Pumping Iron”! His voice was dubbed and everything.
Nothing but fine entertainment courtesy of the Springfield Local Broadcast System.
Gypsy: Tom, I don’t get you.
Tom Servo: Nobody does. I’m the wind, baby.
Okay, the scanner is finally installed, my photos are developed, and I swear I will get up some pics tonight. I want to feel like I accomplished SOMETHING today, since lord knows I didn’t at work.
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!”
- Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
“Tonight” is over. Where are the pics?
David -
Suffice to say my day (and night) sucked.
ANYWAY, the pics are up. http://www.angelfire.com/md2/araerie/pictures.htm There are three pages right now…once I get the scanner replaced, I will put mine up. Oh, and Chris? I still need yours!
idly wondering how long before someone kills me for a few of those pics…
OH MY GOD! I hope Unclebeer and Joph got their dollar for that!
Dagnabbit, Falc, I can’t get there. I keep getting a message saying that I am forbidden, by Corporate Security, to access that site.
Just what in hell else do you have at your site? Midget Lesbian Wrestlers?
Oh, well, I’ll hafta try from elsewhere.
Waste
Flick Lives!
Gaudere - Yep, they did! I need to copy Flyp’s sig line as a caption for the pic. And hey, they did all that for only a dollar? Hell, what would they have done if we offered them $20???
Waste - Um, no…just my personal page. Although I’ll admit I just sat here laughing hysterically about having midget lesbian wrestlers on my site. Sorry…it’s much more boring than that.
And now off to get the damn scanner replaced, so I can scan MY pics in. grumble Oh, and as a final thought…we discussed this in another thread, but not ALL tattoos and piercings were shown over the weekend. 
Gonna have to get me a lot drunker to show you mine.
Winner, SDMB’s Biggest Chat Addict
“Only two things that’ll soothe my soul - cold beer and remote control.”
Falcon, thanks for posting the pix! If you want to borrow my cheapo scanner for a few days, let me know!
Some things we’re better off not knowing.
Gaudere - nice Moderator Hat! Finally, I get to see what one looks like. And nice to see what you look like, too; you’re one cute-lookin’ babe! Any shots of your navel ring on Falcon’s roll of pictures?