I can’t find it using the search feature but I did save everyones response at the time…What would Jesus do for a klondike bar?
Would he give a sermon on the Mount of Onions?
Wash dishes after the Last Supper?
He’d rub Buddha’s belly for a Klondike Bar!
Walk across my swimming pool?
Run a busload of kids off a cliff?
Eat a ham sandwich?
Use his wrists as whistles?
Throw the first stone?
Quack like a duck?
Play himself in a remake of The Last Temptation of Christ?
Teach David Copperfield the loaves and fishes trick?
Quit sponging off Dad?
Fit a camel through the eye of a needle?
Give up miracles for Lent?
Ice cream headaches make baby Jesus cry…
Overturn a money changer’s table?
Play the Bee Gees at the Pearly Gates?
Admit to have smoked - but never inhaled?
Sing, “I’m a Little Teapot”?
…Stop speaking in metaphor and parable?
…Sell the Jews back into slavery in Egypt?
…Turn the whole “crucifixion, death and resurrection” thing into a show and do it six times a week in Vegas?
…Get a decent job and quit hanging around with all of his “loser” friends?
…Author a “Cliffs Notes” version of the New Testament?
…Turn water into “Red Bull” energy drink?
Admit that Britney Spears is the Whore of Babylon (and Elvis died on the toilet for her sins).
Be my friend. Take me to the zoo. Buy me a hotdog. Teach me how to ride a bicycle. Walk on the beach with me. Watch the sunset with me. Watch the fireworks that go off every Friday with me. Read me a bedtime story. Kiss me goodnight. And he shall never go want for Klondike bars again.
Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the desert to be tempted by the devil. After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. The tempter came to him and said, “If you are the Son of God, what would you do for a Klondike bar?” Jesus answered, "It is written: ‘Man does not live on chocolately coated ice cream alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God. Still, I’d eat a honey coated locust.’ " - Matthew 4:1-4 New Commercial Version
“But Lord, there were several times I noticed there was only one set of footprints in the sand. Why did you leave me when I needed you most?”
“My son, that was when I needed me a Klondike Bar!”
From various posters at the SDMB
