Would he give a sermon on the Mount of Onions?
Washed dishes after the Last Supper?
He’d rub Buddha’s belly for a Klondike Bar!
walk across my swimming pool?
run a busload of kids off a cliff?
Supposedly he’s God… shouldn’t he just have to snap his fingers to make one appear or something?
Eat a ham sandwich?
Use his wrists as whistles?
Become an atheist?
Would he eat the leg off the lamb of God?
I read this in a book a long time ago and never forgot it.
Throw the first stone?
Make the blind walk, and the lame see again?
Quack like a duck?
Play himself in a remake of The Last Temptation of Christ?
Teach David Copperfield the loaves and fishes trick?
Quit sponging off Dad?
Fit a camel through the eye of a needle?
Give up miracles for Lent?
Join the People’s Front of Judea?
Star in a revival of “Jesus Christ Superstar?” As JUDAS? As MARY?
Ice cream headaches make baby Jesus cry…
Kill Lazarus again?
He’d bite his nails.
Bear the burden of a cross? Wear a crown of thorns? Die for our sins?
No, he’d join the Judean People’s Front!