I thought that was the Pythagoran Theory thread.
The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the squaws of the other two hides.
Well, Hell.
…of a European swallow and an African swallow, actually.
(coconut unladen)
You people aren’t very good at this snark thing.
Wait, wait. Am I misunderstanding this thread?
Snark (noun)
An imaginary animal (used to refer to someone or something that is difficult to track down).
So, the most tedious person on the boards thinks this thread is a bad idea because it would become tedious.
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The irony! It burns!
I think I’ll call him BigTedious from now on.
Oh, geez, now you’ve done it! What are you, some dumb blonde talking on her cellphone in her SUV?
A Quantum Hippopotamus has stressed us,
As only a hippopotamus will do.
He didn’t haveta troll,
That necromancer boy;
A Quantum Hippopotamus is what he did employ…
I’m sorry. I’ll go away now. (Please don’t hurt me.)
Why declaw?
Just get a kitten borne to declawed cats, thus clawless from birth.
:science:
Gosh, I never thought of that!
:dubious:
And – hey! Get a kitten born to speutered parents and you won’t even have to pay for spaying or neutering it!
Now you’ve done it. Someone will undoubtedly start a Snipe Thread now.
Might severely affect the market for homosexual cats.
Well, they sort of do in a video game… https://youtu.be/8wW-BR5Ja0g?t=12m31s . These are on the small side but don’t look half bad.
Sir, you are no lady, THAT I can tell :mad:
I swear to god. You people have no fucking anger. No fucking bile to spew. So far this lame fucking piece of shit should have been born in MPSIMS and hopefully it would have died there.
It’s like you all just came in here to suck each other’s dicks and make stupid fucking jokes. Either make with the fucking hate or GTFO!
Or at least change the goddamn thread title to “Ongoing circle jerk thread that is a huge fucking waste of time and where most of the board’s weak ass bitches like to post”.
Fiber in your diet. It’ll make you feel all better inside.
I, for one, came for the jokes and dick sucking.
Fuck that!
Fibre!
Regularity!
Why not go somewhere that the jokes and dick are better?