Online computer assistance - for pay

In My Humble Opinion
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If you have money to burn, there’s a site…

http://www.webuser.co.uk/cgi-bin/forums/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=hijackthis&Number=171663&page=9&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=93&part=
…where for a fee, they will do their best (seemingly) solve your problems. I Googled on antispyware for FunWebProducts, and this was one of the hits.

I swear I have no connection with these folks. Hell, I can’t even afford them.

Anyway, here are the subscription rates:
Years Rate
3 $339.84
2 $240.72
1 $141.60

I think they also have $/incident, but I didn’t investigate.

I just mention it because I have my share of computer problems and I’m sure you do, too.

If this is offensive, please, mods, just get rid of it, and please don’t chastise me. I’ll get the message without a rebuke.

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And, for what it’s worth, you can free help at…

http://www.pchell.com/support/spyware.shtml

Check it out.

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And in case you were wondering, the Latin expression used at the UK site

Sic biscuitus disintegratum

translates as

That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

Feel free to use it as a sig if you so desire.