You’re all terrible people. That woman is a saint!
The two guys that she dated before had unusual living situations - one lived in a house of straw and the other of sticks.
Regards,
Shodan
Her problem was caused by a sudden illness.
She came down with the flue.
Maybe she shouldn’t have gone for such a loki approach.
She’s Still getting coal in her stockings…
That’s one way to smoke out the crazies.
Did they catch her after a sweep of the area?
Guess she misunderstood when he told her to “hit the bricks”.
A broom for the shaft, huh?
I dunno. Looks like a sweet piece of ash to me…
I…uh…I’m going to go throw up, now…
If she’s as crazy as that, you need to invoke the sanity clause.
So, am I the only one here who has ever had fantasies about climbing down a chimney?
It’s been a while; I think I was about 10 years old.
(from A Night at the Opera)
Well, you Certainly burned her…
Payback probably, I’m sure he came in her chimney a time or two.