Welcome back, children. Today, some of the timeouts were nice enough to give us explanations of SMDB’s down status that were signed by Jerry. But most were just PAGE CANNOT BE FOUND displays even though the Youtube pages I started while waiting for the Straight Dope page to load played just fine. Gee, a problem on the Straight Dope side? Who could have fuckin guessed?
My question: Do the techs that run this stupifyingly incompetent website get a bonus if they actually manage to keep it running for 3 hours at a time or what? Has anyone in the history of running this fuckin site ever been fired or do you just keep promoting fucktards to abnormal levels of authority?